type Me a river

I know you have missed Me. And I have much to share.
However, it is difficult to keep up this blogging as I have not one, but two sick computers. They have both spent time in the capable hands of some geeky friends and submissives, with no light at the end of the cable. So, with My birthday one month away, I am hoping for a new computer.

You know you want to put a smile on My face.
Don't you? *wicked evil grin*

I am graciously accepting generous gift cards from Best Buy. Or if you want Me to shit rainbows, surprise Me with an Apple gift card.

My mailing address: (also on the contact page of My website)
3714 SE Powell Blvd., Box 136
Portland OR 97202

Magic. Happen. Now.

If you are in the Portland area, you may take Me computer shopping.
*smile*

Lastly, I will be available sporadically this weekend on NiteFlirt.
Give Me your ear and I will fill it with the dirty debaucherous deets that have consumed My life as of late - anal torture games, firearms, forced sexual activities, saline infusions, customized chastity devices and ruined orgasms, and much more. Too much naughtiness to type about on a borrowed computer - ya know?
Pick up the phone and call Me. Now.