Adventures and Exploits of a Professional Pervert

holidays, travel and My calendar debut!

2012-01-05T11:53:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year, readers!
Here is to an abundant, decadent, and debaucherous 2012!

I trust Santa delivered coal this Christmas as he told Me that you were on the naughty list. In order to redeem yourself, you must pay Me an in-person visit and accept your penance.
*wink*

I am excited and delighted to announce My calendar debut -

Yours Truly is featured on My birthday month in a 2012 calendar entitled 'Pro Dommes and Beyond - Best of the World'. It is truly an honor to be amongst such an amazing group of Women and I am absolutely thrilled about this unique opportunity. Click here for a preview and to place your order. You know you want one. And be sure to mark My birthday - August 16th.

I will be traveling to Phoenix, Arizona in two weeks for a long weekend and I am accepting limited sessions while in the area. Sincere individuals may follow My contact protocol as explained on the contact page of My Domination website, here.

In the meantime, I am deliberately building My stable of slaves and submissives in My new home of Salt Lake. If you would like to present yourself for a real-time session, you may contact Me, here. I have protocol and I suggest you use it. I do not tolerate those that cannot follow simple requests and instructions.

If you wish to chit chat, talk dirty, hear My sexy voice, or submit yourself from the comfort of your own floor, you may find Me on available on NiteFlirt. You may also schedule an appointment for our conversation - I excel in training willing supplicants over the telephone.

Until next time - behave yourself.
*brow cock/wicked smile*

2011-12-02T11:01:00.001-08:00

Good day, perverts.

I am guessing you've all missed Me so much and have been wondering where I have been. Isn't that sweet and thoughtful of you... *wink*

I am doing very well, feeling wonderful, and grateful in My new home.
I am enjoying My new city and look forward to all of the opportunities it will provide.
I've been exploring My picturesque new surroundings, making friends and meeting acquaintances, unpacking all of My personal belongings, celebrating special occasions and holidays and last but certainly not least - training naughty, naughty boys and girls.

If you are interested in visiting Me, I am conducting professional sessions out of two different locations - both very private, nice and warm and quite intimate.

I am also beginning to plan My travel schedule through 2012 which is looking to be...active. Want to know if I am coming to your city? - you may visit the contact page on My website. That is is where you will find My travel schedule. And be sure to bookmark it and check back often as My schedule does tend to change every now and then.

Here is a quick sneak peek -
January - Phoenix, Arizona
February - Possibly San Francisco and/or Portland, Oregon
March - Portland, Oregon and San Francisco, California
April - Fort Lauderdale/Miami, Florida
June - Palm Springs, California
July - Denver, Colorado
August - My birthday month
September - San Francisco, California

I simply love to travel and will consider sincere inquiries to act as a Dominant travel companion or visit you in your home town. Send Me a desirable email that grabs My attention.

Or if you prefer to simply chit-chat or engage in Domination sessions over the telephone, you can find Me on NiteFlirt.

I trust you are still stuffed from Thanksgiving holiday.
But I know you want more... - call Me.

My new location and more travel

2011-10-20T09:46:00.000-07:00

I have safely landed in My new home of Salt Lake City, Utah and I am ready to train some naughty boys from behind the Zion curtain.

Somehow, I have a sneaking suspicion there is a plethora of those in need of behavioral correction, absolution, and release, and I am here to light the way.
*wicked evil grin*

While I am looking for a new dungeon space of My own, I will be conducting sessions from a lovely private residence with an intimate play space located in a quiet subdivision just minutes from downtown.

I enjoyed a salacious session this week with an older gentlemen who is in dire need of corrective behavior. While I understand it is hard to teach an old dog new tricks, I am confident in My skill and I certainly love a challenge.

I am excited about this new adventure as I not only plan to build a healthy stable of slaves and wanton submissives here, I also plan on traveling often, up and down the west coast, from Los Angeles to Vancouver BC.

In fact, I have a trip planned to my beloved Portland next weekend. I will be arriving on Saturday afternoon, the 29th and departing the following Wednesday afternoon. While in town I will be entertaining sessions at My previous location, formerly known as The Conservatory. So if you wish to see Me, I suggest you call very soon as My availability is quite limited.

I will return to Portland quarterly to offer continued training to My more loyal clients. You can keep up to date on My activity and proclivities by staying tuned here, to My blog. And you may watch My travel dates posted on the contact page of My website.

I intend on keeping My website and I have an exciting updated version coming very soon. I will also be using the same phone number and same email address -- those will not change. However, I will be updating My mailing address come November -- items sent to My Portland mailing address will still find their way to Me until the changeover.

Let the fun continue! I know you've missed Me.

Life Changing Transitions Ahead

2011-08-23T11:15:00.000-07:00

It is so nice to receive notes, emails and comments regarding My blog. Thank you to all who have sent emails recently and over the years. I am truly tickled to know that some of you are reading and enjoying it. At times, it's difficult to know how many of you are out there as I do not get many emails regarding My writing.
I do know that I didn't receive many birthday cards nor gifts this year. Not to mention I am still working from My dinosaur-of-a-computer.
*cough*

*tapping My microphone* - "is this thing on? Because I have some important announcements to make."

This Friday I am headed out for two weeks of much needed vacation.
While on vacation, I will be off-the-grid, so to speak, with no cell phone service or email access. So if you wish to see Me in the next few days or schedule a future appointment you know how to reach Me.

Upon My safe return, I will be beginning another life changing transition by moving My practice out of state. I will also be focusing on teaching My craft on a national level and doing more traveling to session, mostly up and down the West coast (including P-town), but hopefully further as other possibilities present themselves.

I will make My move in October and I would love to connect with some of My sincere and loyal, local subjects before I go. I have met so many wonderfully interesting people here and it would be nice to see some of your smiling faces (and spankable asses) once again.

My availability for sessions in Portland is as follows:
August 23rd through August 25th - available
September 11th through September 21st - available
September 26th through September 30th - available

And I'll be available for sessions and public excursions in San Francisco September 22nd through the 25th. You know you want to spend some time at the Folsom Street Fair with Yours Truly?
*wink*

Do not delay. Schedule your training appointment today.
*brow cock*

Tasty Bits...

2011-08-20T11:06:00.000-07:00

I have had some deliciously debaucherous sessions this week.
One wanton slut who earned the opportunity to worship and work over My strap-on. A naughty cross-dresser who happened to get caught rummaging through My lingerie - I tied him up with My stockings, gagged with My panties, and tormented mercilessly.
And a needy masochist who managed to handle this Sadists wicked ways with a whip.

Simple, yet seriously scrumptious. All of it. And I am not done.

I have a very special treat in store for tonight's victim.
*wicked evil grin*

Do you wish to be apart of My fantasy?

You will find My contact protocol here.

My Birthday...

2011-08-12T08:37:00.000-07:00

...is this coming on Tuesday and I am feeling mighty rambunctious.

I happen to have some time available in My normally busy schedule and I want to play.
Give Me a call and schedule an appointment - you know you want to. You won't be disappointed. I promise.
*wicked grin*

I have also taken the opportunity to update My wishlists, found here.
I am still holding out for a new lap-top. But an ipad will do.
Indulge Me.

I enjoy shopping trips, as well. So if you are in the Portland Metro area and would like to treat Me to a spree in two or three of My favorite stores, do send Me a message. You will find Me to be charming, witty and irresistible and you will take great pleasure in carrying My bags behind Me.

Or you can send your well wishes and gifts via snail mail.
But you'd better hurry if you want it to arrive in a timely fashion.
My mailing address can be found here.

Did I mention - I love prezzies?!

Seven Year Itch

2011-08-09T11:32:00.000-07:00

The month of August holds more than just a milestone birthday for Me. It also marks My seventh year in the illustrious industry of professional Domination. That might explain this uncontrollable itch I have been experiencing for the last week or so. The kind of itch that emanates from deep, deep inside My nether regions. Just about anything can trigger this itch. From the most elementary of sights, to simple sounds and smells - they grab hold My attention. Devious little distractions, while My wicked imagination runs amok.
And then there is that itch...

Got what it takes to scratch My itch? Submit yourself to Me.
I wish to use you and abuse you in ways you can't even imagine.
Not to mention, I'll be doling out birthday spankings all month long.
*evil grin*

Sincere individuals can find My contact protocol here.

type Me a river

2011-07-16T08:17:00.000-07:00

I know you have missed Me. And I have much to share.
However, it is difficult to keep up this blogging as I have not one, but two sick computers. They have both spent time in the capable hands of some geeky friends and submissives, with no light at the end of the cable. So, with My birthday one month away, I am hoping for a new computer.

You know you want to put a smile on My face.
Don't you? *wicked evil grin*

I am graciously accepting generous gift cards from Best Buy. Or if you want Me to shit rainbows, surprise Me with an Apple gift card.

My mailing address: (also on the contact page of My website)
3714 SE Powell Blvd., Box 136
Portland OR 97202

Magic. Happen. Now.

If you are in the Portland area, you may take Me computer shopping.
*smile*

Lastly, I will be available sporadically this weekend on NiteFlirt.
Give Me your ear and I will fill it with the dirty debaucherous deets that have consumed My life as of late - anal torture games, firearms, forced sexual activities, saline infusions, customized chastity devices and ruined orgasms, and much more. Too much naughtiness to type about on a borrowed computer - ya know?
Pick up the phone and call Me. Now.

Desire

2011-06-15T12:00:00.001-07:00

I have safely returned from Palm Springs, slightly tanned and hungry.
With strong pangs that invite desire and a hankering for something sweet.

Whether you are in need of a stern over-the-knee spanking or something more, I am willing, able and quite capable.

Submit to Me and surrender yourself - mind, body, and soul.
Together, we will visit the dark corners of your dreams and fantasies.
Allow Me to hold you at the edge so you can see the beauty that lies before you. I can assure you - you will not be disappointed.

I have some time available for appointments through the remainder of the week and throughout the weekend.

If we have shared time together before, simply give Me a call.
Otherwise, you will find My preferred contact protocol here.
*claw flex*

Heels and a heel

2011-06-07T08:10:00.000-07:00

The weather this weekend in the City of Roses was absolutely gorgeous with the temperatures reaching into the 80's. Good prep for My week ahead as I am off to Palm Springs for a convention and some relaxation.

Saturday I had a delightful dress-up session with a saucy cross-dresser named Veronica Heels, or Vicky for short. Her name is quite fitting as Vicky loves to show off her long, sexy legs in very high heels. And let Me tell you - she wears them well. We began by selecting her slutty wardrobe for the evening - a pair of five-inch red and black pumps, thigh high black stockings, a pair of sheer leopard print panties, a black corset, lacy bra, a tight little black dress, topped with some dazzling rhinestone accessories and a pair of shades.
I took My sweet time applying her make-up and when I was done, we both agreed she looked (and felt) amazing. *wink*
Next time I will warn Portland - Lookout y'all, Vicky Heels is on the prowl!

Sunday, I met with another heel of the disrespectful kind. A young boy who wished to be My personal slave. After wasting My time for several days, he was kind enough to finally follow through and present himself for My inspection. He arrived early, no less and was not willing to follow directions or comply with My orders, so he was dismissed. I simply abhor those that waste My time.

Now, off to pack for My trip. Here is My list thus far...
[X] sunglasses
[X] sarong
[X] sunscreen
[X] sexy sandals
[X] floggers, whips, needles, gloves, lube

It's going to be fun.

Until next week - sit on your hands.

Super Sore

2011-06-01T14:59:00.000-07:00

What an abundant beginning to a wonderful month.
Happy June, everyone!

I received a thoughtful gift from a doting spankophile who is due for a session in a few days. Thank you, boy - I am pleased. *wicked grin*

Three beautiful, hand-crafted wooden paddles. Two are made from walnut and the third from rosewood. Simple, yet I am sure they will prove to be quite effective. Of course, he is humbly requesting that I break them in on his behind. And I, of course, intend on generously fulfilling his request. That boy's butt is going to be super sore. *smirk*

One paddle is long and wide and the other two are oval in shape. They all have been treated with a light stain allowing the wood grains to shine through. The craftsman shift is above average and they feel amazing in My hands. I can't wait to use them!

As My name implies, I am a corporal punishment enthusiast with an expansive collection of paddles and implements - strops, straps, floggers, thumpers, hoses, canes, sticks, whips, cats and other random destructive items. Not to mention, My most intimate tool - My hands.

I enjoy real-time sessions with other corporal punishment fans, respectful spankos, and submissives in need of behavioral correction. Whether you are over My knee, holding position on My bondage bed, or restrained to My spanking bench - I will work you over.

I also enjoy 'Show & Tell' sessions - show Me your favorite toys and I'll show you Mine.

If you are sincerely interested in the possibility, you may contact Me.

Do you want to discuss your dark and dirty fantasies on the phone from the comfort of your own home or floor? In detail? - Excellent!
Give Me a call on NiteFlirt - just click here.

Worship This...

2011-05-30T20:28:00.000-07:00

If you wish to worship Me and My body, you will begin at My feet.
I take great pleasure in training eager supplicants in the fine art of foot worship. I will teach you how to worship My feet in the correct manner. In other words - just how I like it.

My feet are a perfect size 7 1/2. Always meticulously polished, well-cared for and soft to the touch. My feet are mouth-watering - I know this to be true. In fact, when My feet are worshiped correctly, My mouth waters too.
Think you got what it takes to make My mouth water?

If you have been paying attention, then you should know that I have a strong yet healthy addiction to high heels and boots. A sexy pair of peds also makes My mouth water. Typically, I wear a size 8 with the exception of a few designers. I prefer to order My footwear from Zappos. They have stupendous service and free round-trip shipping. The folks there are always extremely accommodating. When something doesn't fit just right, they will ship shoes out overnight without any hassle, what-so-ever. You will find My list of favorite palatable pumps that make My mouth moist, here. Move quickly - there are only a couple pair left!

While I was perusing the most fabulous JT's Stockroom website, I ran across this interesting little do-dad - a foot fetishists dream.
And I do mean most fabulous as the Stockroom is a premier peddler of all things pervy combined with superior customer service making it one of My favorite places to shop.

If you have yet to visit their site - you definitely should.
The photos are totally jerk-worthy and the products are top notch.

I took the opportunity to update My personal Wishlist with some items that I desire. Go ahead - make My day. Click. Purchase.

I also updated My Amazon Wish List. Or you can simply send me a generous gift card. All you need is My email address.
Easy. Peasy.

For other gift ideas, please visit My website.
My mailing address can be found here.

Spring Cleaning

2011-05-17T14:48:00.000-07:00

This beautiful weather makes Me want to hurt someone.
*deep sigh*

I recently enjoyed a tantalizing session with a new supplicant who willingly offered his body, mind, and soul. I examined his body, every nook and cranny including a thorough exploration of his mouth.
Then I placed him in tight bondage while I put him through his paces. Tormented his member, I turned up the dial on some mind-blowing tease and denial. He was so pleasing that he earned the privilege of polishing My latex dress. The scene ended with a cathartic crescendo sending him into a fit of tears at My feet.
I have already begun plotting our next rendevous. *devious smirk*
It is so good to be Me.

Spring is in the air and I have been cleaning up My office and finding long lost toys that I had nearly forgotten about - one electric butt plug, some very evil clamps, a set of tit tuggers, some rough jute and sisal, and so much more. Isn't Spring wonderful?

I am in a wicked mood with some wiggle room in My schedule. How flexible are you? Ever had your cock and balls tied up with jute and tormented by a sexy Sadist in a skin-tight latex dress? This electric plug is ready to stimulate you in parts that don't get nearly enough attention. Give Me a call. Polite inquires only.

In the meantime, if you just wish to chat or talk in detail about your nastiest fantasies, you may find Me available on NiteFlirt.

two butts are better than one

2011-04-26T14:17:00.001-07:00

I had such a delicious session with an adorable couple this weekend. One might describe them as spankophiles as they each love to give and receive spankings. A typical scene at home for them is taking turns spanking one another until they are physically spent. Fun times. *grin*

I was delightful that they contacted Me to help guide them through this intimate facet of their adventurous relationship.

I began by having them present their bottoms to me, side by side, holding hands with each another. His ass was firm and round while hers was dainty, tight, and tan. Yummy. I started with a light warm up using My hands, of course. I spanked, touched, slapped, groped, smacked, and squeezed. Working My way through several paddles. Then giving him a short reprise, I took her over My knee for a good old fashioned spanking while he held her hand for comfort.

Then the tables were turned as she and I took the reigns focusing all of our attention on his juicy rear. More paddling, followed by the punishment strap, and ending with a strict caning. When we were done, his behind resembled that of a nice red apple. So I took a bite. *wicked grin*

Oh yes...

2011-04-19T23:17:00.000-07:00

Back from San Francisco and in a rather playful mood. I spanked a few bottoms along My travels which kept My libido going strong. Not to mention this new toy that I picked up at Good Vibrations. It's purple, of course.

I find SF to be such an open, welcoming, and diverse city. Similar to My home town of Portland, only Portland is a lot cleaner and with less hills.

I enjoyed some quality time with close friends, ate some fantastic seafood, and played tourist. Visited some naughty stores, frolicked at My favorite SF dungeon, the Citadel, and rubbed elbows with some of SF's finest fetish porn models at Kink.com.
Jealous?

I have somewhat of a busy week ahead and the holes in My schedule are filling up fast. So if you desire to be squeezed and squeezed in, call Me sooner rather than later.

spank you in San Francisco

2011-04-12T12:48:00.000-07:00

It's a beautiful day in the City by the Bay. Or is the City of Gay?
Either way - I am in sunny San Francisco!

More importantly, I am scheduling much-needed trips across My lap for those sincere spankos and submissives out there. While I have extremely limited availability, I do not want to dismiss the simple fact that some of you are in desperate need of strict discipline. My contact protocol and information may be found here.

While in SF, I plan on visiting My favorite local, kink-friendly (and owned) coffee shop Wicked Grounds. Unfortunately, WG may be forced to close its doors at the end of the month unless they can raise some duckets. Times are tough. That said, if you would like to pledge to save WG, please click here.

I will also be paying a visit to the SF Eagle, as they too, will be closing their doors on April 29th. The Eagle is an iconic destination recognized for catering to individuals of a sexual minority. Mainly gay men, particularly Bear-types.
One might be able to find an Eagle in most larger cities. And in SF, aka Gay Mecca, the Eagle is one of the most popular places.
Last Saturday night I had the pleasure of visiting the Eagle LA.
The men were absolutely gorgeous and they even had valet parking!

Last but certainly not least, what I wish to do more than anything else while I am here, is to be taken on a shopping trip at My most cherished store west of the Mississippi - Mr S. Is that special someone you? If so, call Me as soon as physically possible. You will find My contact protocol here.
Do not doddle. Do it now.

Corporal in California

2011-04-08T11:01:00.000-07:00

I am headed to California for a short while!

I'll be in the City of Lost Angels through the weekend. Then I am headed up to the Bay Area for one week. And returning to Portland on Monday, April 18.

While in California, I am offering a special OTK spanking session to sincere and qualified individuals.

If you wish to submit yourself, you may contact Me appropriately. You will find My contact information here.

I am also scheduling sessions for the week of April 18 in Portland.
I recommend you contact Me sooner rather than later as My schedule is getting tight.

crushers and zippers, oh my

2011-04-02T14:21:00.001-07:00

He arrived on time, as usual. He is such a well-mannered and loyal boy. And I do appreciate good manners. *wicked grin*

I showed My appreciation by guiding him through a deliciously painful experience. He willingly submitted himself to My sadistic tendencies and for My absolute pleasure. Allowing Me to restrain and torment him - I flattened his member in a crusher, applied several zippers, numerous clips, a prickly pinwheel and some electricity.

Per his most humble request, I snapped some racy photos.
If you are really good - I might share them with you.
Stay tuned.

spank you very much

2011-03-26T20:50:00.000-07:00

You know what they say - Idle hands are the devils workshop.
Fortunately for most, I have been a pleasantly busy Sadist this week. Tormenting a pair of rather large, uber-sensitive nipples amongst other devious proclivities yesterday. And doling out a super sound spanking to a young spanko today.

I do live a charmed life. *sigh*

I have limited availability next week for sessions. If you desire to submit yourself, I suggest you call soon. My contact protocol can be found here.

I am gearing up for another summer of fun - traveling quite a bit and offering sessions in various cities. My travel schedule can also be found on the contact page of My website. If you are a sincere individual interested in the possibility of serving Me in the flesh, you may politely say the word.

I will be spending some of My extra time on NiteFlirt this weekend. Should you wish to worship Me by phone, or better yet - webcam, make the call. I double dog dare you. *evil grin*

True Blue

2011-03-24T17:26:00.000-07:00

I had another delightful session with My pony today.
He is strong and dependable, obedient and reliable, steadfast and true. And I call him True Blue.

As a growing girl, I attended pony camp during the summertime.
I scored blue ribbons for barrel racing, lunging and jumping.
I always wanted a pony.

Now I have a human pony that I enjoy riding around My spacious dungeon. My how things have changed... *wicked grin*

I throw a blanket on TB and ride bareback. Typically, he sports a slightly modified bit gag with reigns and beautiful leather saddle with additional tethers that wrap around his arms and chest. Sometimes I even ride him side-saddle. Topped with some gloves to protect his hands, two pair of knee pads - and we're off!

This afternoon I decided to take our training to the next level and I added a blindfold to the mix. Without his sense of sight, he would have to listen closely for my verbal commands and feel My gentle tug on the reigns. With My crop in hand and a click-of-the-tongue, TB is on his way.

Such a good pony - I generally refer to him as My work horse. I like to squeeze My thighs around his form and dig My heels into his side. Sometime I give him a swift/little kick. *wink*

TB covets to carry Me around on his shoulders, facing forward, mind you. *brow cock* He begins in a crouched position, I daintily mount his broad, strong shoulders and then command him to stand up. He certainly is an able-bodied and sturdy pet.

a treat to tide you

2011-03-07T14:36:00.000-08:00

Taking a break from My regularly scheduled perversions to drop a little treat to all of you patient sluts and supplicants out there who have been pining to see My television interview.

I was beginning to smell your desire in the air, so in order to sate you for the time being, I thought I'd drop the link here on My blog.
I trust you will find it enticing.

Don't have a television with cable?
Can't watch when the wifey is around?
There is only one more scheduled showing, unless it gets extended. Which, I understand is likely. Ya just don't see this every day!
So, without further adieu...
Obviously, you will want to click the 'Johnny Interviews Dominatrix'. Unless of course you have a fascination with UFOs.

I have encountered so much debauchery and naughtiness in the past few weeks, My libido is on overdrive. Good thing I know how to take care of Myself. *wink/smirk* I find it especially enjoyable to relieve My tension over a bound submissive or within ear shot. It's amazing how acute one's hearing becomes when one is wearing a blindfold.

I am in a devious and salacious mood with time in My schedule for a session or two. You will find My contact protocol here.

Porn for Pervs

2011-02-20T23:47:00.000-08:00

I have been testing My hand at amateur porn again. *grin*

Fooling around with older cameras, newer cameras, digitals, point-and-shoots, polaroids, and My new android 4G smart phone. It takes great pictures as well as quality video. Not to mention, the content is easily uploaded to this blog, Facebook, twitter, the internet, or My clips4sale store - just about anywhere.

I really enjoy playing the sleazy photographer during scenes, taking dirty pictures for your wanking pleasure. Dress you up. Dress you down. Hood or blindfold you. I'll tie you up and teach you how to hold that sexy pose for the camera. It's easy - just ask Me how you can become My next slutty starlet. Now that I've had a taste, I want to share.

My interview is premiering on cable television now. If you live in the Portland Metro area, you can catch on the following dates and times:
Saturday, February 19 at 11:30 pm on Channel 21(Comcast) and Channel 32 (Frontier)
Friday, February 25 at 1:00 am on Channel 11(Comcast) and Channel 22 (Frontier)
Monday, February 28 at 11:00 pm on Channel 21(Comcast) and Channel 32 (Frontier)
Friday, March 11 at 12:00 am on Channel 21 (Comcast) and Channel 22 (Frontier)

For those of you like Me - living without television, it should be up on My website in a day or so.
Do I have to tell you again?? - Sit on your hands!

moving on up, to the sky...

2011-02-02T22:14:00.000-08:00

If you have been reading along, then you would know that I had been asked to tape an interview for a late-night television show. The 14-minute segment will also appear on the internet, be featured on youtube, and more.
I received the final draft of the interview and may I say, I am quite impressed. I find the interviewer to be an adorable and charming young man who would probably enjoy spending some time over My knee. *winks* The crew did a fantastic job and I am excited to share it with you all. Soon. I've passed it along to my web-Mistress and she is going to add it to My website. As soon as it's up, I'll let you all know. I am sure it will provide some quality wanking material as well as incentive to bring yourself to Me.

Until then - sit on your hands!

never enough

2011-01-26T07:40:00.002-08:00

There's just never enough... never enough... never enough *time...*

While the past weeks have been uber productive and super salacious -- I still crave more! More!! MORE!!! I have reddened so many bottoms, stuffed several holes on more than one occasion, beaten & bruised boys, teased some to oops-orgasm, taunted, humiliated, objectified, exploited, used, tied up, tormented, screwed, stripped, whipped and dipped. Consensually, of course! It is good to be Me.

I truly cherish all of My supplicants and I am honored to receive the gift of their surrender and submission. Thank you for your trust. Truthfully.

I am also thankful today for the anonymous gift box that arrived in My mailbox containing this. A new attachment for an old favorite.

Most times gifts come with cards. This one did not. Perhaps the gifter will present himself with card in hand... *hopeful gaze*
My toilets are drrty. *brow cock/smirk*

lick My floor

2011-01-09T07:36:00.000-08:00

I know some of you out there probably envision a dungeon to be a dark, dirty, dingy den of iniquity down some set of dimly lit stairs. But My dungeon studio begs to differ and quite frankly, boasts so much more. And it just keep getting better - thanks to a small crew of hard working bee's who put My outrageous and sometimes demented ideas in motion.

As some of you may know, I like to keep My dungeon very, very clean. Clean enough that one may literally eat off of the floor.
Right boys? *evil grin*

I am happy to report that the floor of the Main Dungeon just received two brand new coats of top quality floor paint and it looks stunning. If you would like to come and take a closer look, I'll be happy to place you in a compromising position - in order to admire it from the best view or vantage point, of course. *wink/smirk*

Next, I am going to be redecorate My spacious private quarters which is home to My entire arsenal of implements, My weapons of mass deconstruction, most of My fetish garb, leathers, latex, lingerie and My sizable shoe collection. I wish to transform it into a comfortable and luxurious space to perform lewd and lascivious acts. It will have a cage complete with padded top and another suspension point for an electric hoist with plenty of room to tease, tie and torment someone. Or dress someone. Or undress someone...

The possibilities would be endless.
Especially with every thing within arms reach.
*maniacal laugh*

My name in lights...

2011-01-07T15:27:00.000-08:00

Yesterday was the taping of the interview featuring Yours Truly at My home-away-from-home. The reporter referred to it as an urban dungeon and I think that is quite fitting. It was fun and I felt at ease playing My genuine self in front of a camera and a professional crew of five. Who knows - maybe I'll break out with a risque tv reality series... Now that would make for interesting television, wouldn't it?

I know, how about -- "All In a Hard Day's Work" or "Domina Diaries"?
I think I may be onto something here.
*wink/smirk*

A special thank you to My multi-talented and willing plaything, n.

I am in a noticeably playful mood which always translates into super steamy sessions. If you are interested in submitting yourself, give Me a call. In My extra time, you might find Me available on NiteFlirt.

14 Minutes of Fame

2011-01-01T16:00:00.000-08:00

Over the years, I have been approached by numerous people who are writing books or columns, photographing something or another, or wanting to interview Me for some random assignment. And once again, I have been asked to lend a hand - this time in a rather interesting venture.

I have been asked to participate in a pilot interview series with a TV Magazine style, featuring human interest stories.

I met with the producer over tea this afternoon and we talked in detail about the project.

The interviews will be broadcast this winter on non-commercial cable TV across the greater Portland/Vancouver areas (and beyond) and will be presented as demo episodes on the internet.

The goal is to shed light on Professional Domination, dispel myths and provide helpful information to the viewers.

We will be filming this Thursday at My dungeon and I am looking for a established client who is willing to sport a hood and play along for a few minutes of the interview. If you are interested, please contact Me immediately.

Happy Holidays

2010-12-27T15:48:00.000-08:00

Its been another fabulous week in Spanksville. I seriously would consider writing a book, if only I had a cute, naked scribe following Me around to take dictation.

My week included a few insanely hot sessions, a spiral cut Honey Baked Ham, and some awesome holiday gifts. I had the pleasure of spending quality time with friends, family and doting submissives.

Not to mention, I acquired a new slave.
It doesn't get tired or talk back.
Best. Gift. Ever. *wicked laugh*

Next, I think I'll need one of these little guys.

For other things My heart desires, click here.
It's never too late to send your Goddess something special.

As I gear up for a naughty New Years, I want to wish all of you out there a Happy Holidays. I appreciate your attention to My blog and I hope it brings you enjoyment, excitement, and erotically charged ...dreams.

indulge Me

2010-12-20T22:47:00.000-08:00

If not every day, then at least a couple times a year!
It's neat! It's discreet! And if you do, you might just get beat!!

This Goddess is always appreciative of any packages, large or small.
(pun intended)

And may I say just how much I would benefit from a blissful day at Dosha Salon or an extra long treatment at the Barefoot Sage? - Yum!

I have recently taken a few moments to thoughtfully update My current wishlists, found on My website, here.

Amazon, Zappos, and especially Stockroom all offer discreet billing (and shipping) options. Not to mention all of the Holiday specials and free shipping! Order today!!

You will find My mailing address to My safe and secure mailbox on the contact page of My website, here.

If you wish to have good karma and keep Mistress in a jovial mood, then you will do this. Or wake with coal in your stocking. Or a broken cock - your choice.

out on the town

2010-12-18T22:58:00.000-08:00

I'll be out and about tomorrow evening - hanging around at Deacon X's Fetish Night. If anyone is interested in buying Me a drink or hand-delivering My holiday gift, I'll be the one wearing something black and sexy. *wink*

It's Deacon's last night at Berbati's as they are closing that side of the bar at the end of the year. In January, the event will be held at the Whisky Bar. Details can be found on the website, here.

Don't be shy - I don't bite too hard.
Unless you have good begging skills.
*grin*

the Mistress and Her puppy

2010-12-16T23:12:00.000-08:00

Over the years, I have enjoyed numerous coaching sessions with some very open-minded couples. Some mind-blowing. And some moving.

It's an interesting time and space, using the sacred, magical art that I fondly refer to as BDSM, to delve deep into each others psyche and obscure desires.

Most of these couples sessions go swell. And some don't go at all.
For example, about a month ago I had a wife contact Me who wished to gift a session to her unsuspecting husband. Apparently it was a hot topic around the house, especially in the bedroom. After a couple of email exchanges, wife requests I send husband an email announcement and request their presence for a Birthday Session.
I kept it simple. And sexy. Thought I had worded it in an appropriate manner - not too domineering... Alas, no word back. Never had that happen before - and hope to never have it happen again.

It is My hope and intent to offer a safe environment for couples to explore these newer, kinky desires. To offer reaffirmation that what they are doing is okay. To give acceptance. Feed their request for knowledge. And provide guidance along their path. Together.

Tuesday evening, I had one of those moving sessions.
I shared some very special time with a couple who have already been together for a formidable amount of time and are just now beginning to explore some darker eros. Together.
I had the opportunity to help the new Mistress hone Her sense of Female Dominance.
We focused on the energetic connection and bond that after so many years, was already so very strong between them. Showing Her how to utilize natural Dominant dexterity to bring the best out of Her willing and submissive husband.
Like a bird taking flight and flapping Her wings for the first time - by the end of session, She had gained a certain sparkle in Her eyes and a devilish smirk had grown on Her lips. I believe I even detected a brow cock or two during our time together.
We also worked on several hands-on skills. Including some puppy training training tidbits, as husband is quite fond of the activity. She was briefly taken aback by him consuming a few kernels of dog food, but I reassured Her that he would be just fine.

Really. Portlander's feed their canines the very best.
Organic and free range, of course!

double My pleasure

2010-11-11T11:36:00.000-08:00

On occasion, I entertain sessions with special couples who share interesting power dynamics. I have always been attracted to the power in an exchange and different dynamics that are created when a relationship has strayed outside the normal sized box.

Sometimes it is the female who is the submissive and the male is the Dominant - such a yummy treat. And sometimes it's both the female and male who wish to submit to Me - extra yummy. But My absolute favorite scenario is when it is the female who is the Dominant and the male is submissive. Whether I am teaching the Woman how to exert her Dominance and get the most out of her man, or she is watching the negotiated punishment from a comfortable position on the fainting sofa, sipping Pellegrino - it is My absolute pleasure.

Locked & Loaded

2010-11-04T22:39:00.000-07:00

I had a delightfully wicked session with a young boy last night. Originally from Across the Pond, he had an adorable accent. During the interview process he had expressed an interest in chastity, amongst other things. And being a respectful and thoughtful boy, he booked his session with some advance notice, creating a window of opportunity in which he was able to remain completely chaste (or so he says), and present himself to Me - locked & loaded.

He arrived on time for his appointment, properly attired in a locking, metal chastity device similar to the one here. It was connected to a fine fitting, fully adjustable leather harness with locking side buckles. I just adore locking anything.

I had him remove his clothing, minus the device and his gold toed socks, and sat him in My hydraulic medical chair. I conducted an oral exam followed by a close inspection of the locking cage that, if working correctly, should prohibit any unnecessary wanking. Apparently he does a lot of - wanking, and in My experience with these types, most likely way too much of it. If any of you have been reading along here on this blog, then you know I have a penchant for chastity as a form of control.

After strapping him into the Torment Chair, I tortured the available and exposed skin on his cock and balls, playing with a multitude of sensations and abrasions. Not to mention a lot of clips, clamps, and some pointy wooden skewers. I warmed him further with a violet wand, bringing sparks to the metal cage - he moaned with pleasure and begged for more through his bit gag.

The torment continued from a more comfortable position, secured to the bondage bed in a simple yet effective frog tie, hands over head.
I dilated his cock with sounds and incorporated My Eros Tek box, electrifying the sounds and sending him into overdrive. He managed to control himself magnificently throughout the entire session, earning himself the very special honor of relieving his tension onto a paper plate only to suck it up through a silly straw, making for a happy Mistress.

the return of Plastic Man

2010-11-01T11:23:00.001-07:00

Halloween or Samhain happens to be My favorite holiday and I dressed as My favorite super hero - Wonder Woman.

Since I had a fairly flexible submissive present himself for a session, I dressed him as the Plastic Man, in red encasement, and stretched him like a piece of salt water taffy.

Placing him in tight restrictive bondage, uncomfortable position after uncomfortable position. Next, I stretched his scrotum with a parachute and began to add some weight. Bit by bit, he was pulled and prolongated until he simply couldn't take any more. I think he gained an inch or three. *wink*

Better than a trip to the chiropractor - that's for sure.

While I have a busy week ahead, I still have a few openings for sessions. You will find My contact protocol here.

The Disciplinarian

2010-10-26T14:17:00.000-07:00

He arrives at the dungeon on time and rings the door bell as instructed. I open the door and usher him in with a look and a point. It is a windy, rainy and blustery afternoon. The door shuts and the lock is turned.

I take a hold of his left earlobe and swiftly pull him along, holding him close. My heels clicking down the long corridor on My way to the Main Dungeon. He shuffles along hastily behind Me. I walk with purpose. It's punishment time.

I order him to remove his clothing, fit him with locking wrist cuffs, bend him over the bench, and secure him to the forged metal rings.
I apply thigh and ankle restraints followed by a waist belt to make sure he does not go anywhere. It's punishment time.

I tell him that I am going to begin and he is to remain stoic.
I monitor his breathing as I deliver the first strikes from the rattan.
There is no warm up with this punishment.

I administer the necessary caning and when I am done, his butt resembles a piece of rare art. I release him from his bondage and he collapses to the floor in a puddle of blood, sweat and tears. The room is filled with endorphins and I drink them in like a glass of fine wine, relishing in the momentary power that he has given Me.
He thanks Me profusely as he is permitted to kiss My feet.
I tell him - you are welcome.

Mistress seeking...

2010-10-22T22:44:00.001-07:00

...a respectful and generous submissive who wishes to serve on a more personal level. Do the words consensual slavery or human property resonate with you? You want Me to be Me happy, content and well cared for, don't you?

I am well read, versed and traveled. Not to mention seductive, sexy, sadistic, and wickedly intelligent. Truth be told - you would give your left nut to be on My arm, in My collar, under lock and key.

While I do enjoy dining on haute cuisine, visiting museums and galleries, operas, ballets, theater, shoe shopping, days at the spa, traveling abroad and so much more - at this very moment, I am seeking someone special and kind to care for Me on a much more practical level.

In return I offer My wicked attention, My brutal affection, My firm direction, and My fervent compassion. Come to Me.

double duty

2010-10-19T19:54:00.000-07:00

My friend, Ms Yasmin Ling and I had the pleasure of conducting a double Domme session for a very lucky gentleman. He was a somewhat respectful submissive with plenty of experience. However, this was his first time experiencing Yours Truly and the Lingalicious and he managed quite nicely. I was actually a little surprised that he could keep up with our tag-team-from-hell with Ling playing the nice cop and Me playing the mean one.

Fun times.

Sunday night I had a fabulous evening at Deacon X Fetish Night.
I just love dancing to the music, feeling the energy, gawking at all of the yummy fetish wear. Not to mention, cute grrls to play with in the darker corner.

Tonight, I am making an appearance on The Ed Forman Show!
Hope Ed's ready for this!

birthday boy

2010-10-11T15:49:00.000-07:00

I had a very hot session with a young boy celebrating his birthday.
It was his first time, so I just gentle. I kept him on the edge for more than an hour before he earned the privilege of worshiping My feet. He did so well that I allowed him to entertain Me, alas, performance anxiety got the best of him so he was sent away with a crotch full of hardness.

I trust he was able to work everything out later that evening. That will each him to do exactly what I tell him, exactly when I tell him to do it.

If he were My slave, he would not be privy to such niceties. In fact, his cock would be locked up in a device - a chastity device. I have found chastity to be an excellent tool in training My personal slaves.

Folsom et al

2010-09-28T10:11:00.001-07:00

I have safely returned from another fabulous weekend in San Francisco. One of My favorite cities to visit and play.

I arrived Thursday afternoon, checked into a sleazy little hotel we'll call Love, enjoyed a quick fuck, cleaned Myself up and headed to the Castro district.

I met up with some friends for a bite and a drink before going to the Castro Theater to catch the 5th Annual Good Vibrations 2010 IXFF Indie Erotic Film Festival. Emceed by one very popular drag queen, Peaches Christ along with her sidekicks as well as the one and only Carol Queen. It was hilariously entertaining.

Friday I received a VIP tour of the SF Armory - home to Kink.com. From the basement where the river still flows through to the Upper Floor. It is amazing! With over 200,000 square feet, I was shown every set for their 17 websites and everything not to mention behind the scenes. Including 55-gallon drums full of lube, the well stocked prop department, fuck machines, lavish rooms for girls who offer cam services, hair, makeup and wardrobe areas, and then some. They even have someone who's only job is to clean dildos. Can you imagine?

Afterwards I scouted Mr S for a shopping trip scheduled for Sunday which never came to fruition... Guess I'll be making a phone call to p's Mistress to report him for not following through. *sigh*
It was not even noon and the store was packed, but I did manage to pick up a sexy leather top that shows off My cleavage rather well.
Later that afternoon, I toyed with a new supplicant in a luxury hotel suite with a view of the Golden Gate Bridge. I tied him in tight bondage, teased him mercilessly and tortured his member.
That evening, I hung out at the SF Citadel with My friends and fellow dungeon owners. All in all - another great day.

Saturday held more fucking, copious amounts of oysters, friends and fun. Not necessarily in that order and none of which were done alone. It's good to be Me. *wink*

That evening, I attended the Second Annual Whores and Lawyers dinner at a fine steak house. In order to attend this dinner, one must either be a sex worker, a lawyer, or voted in unanimously by the group. I'll just say - it's a good thing we had a private room.

Sunday was the Fair. It was hot, temperature-wise, and also stuffed full of good looking, nearly nude gay Leathermen. I say nearly nude as most of them do sport a cock ring, sometimes a harness and a jockstrap, and usually some leather boots.

There's never a shortage of freedom of expression and quest for happiness in the City by the Bay. Especially at the Folsom Street Fair where you can most surely find a plethora of naughty exhibitionists, fierce masturbators, human ponies, droves of naked bodies, and public displays of every sexual nature.

I will leave you with a photo of some of the hotties at the TitanMen booth. Autographing porn videos and calendars... Enjoy!

Lost in silence...

2010-09-11T08:40:00.002-07:00

I lost My ipod. *insert sad face here*

I knew music played a huge part in My life, but I didnt realize exactly how much until now.
I acquired that thing a really long time ago and have spent years collecting music, not all of which is stored on My iTunes. It was (half)full of weeks worth of mixed music downloaded by the many DJs I have have the privilege of meeting. And years of vacation photos - and now it is all gone.
*big sigh*

I believe it fell out of My carry-on bag while en route to NYC on jetblue. I suppose I could contact them to see if they have a Lost & Found... But then again, I am sure they find a hundred of these mp3 players every day. And unfortunately, most of them look the same. Bah.

So, now I find Myself in need of a new device.
And perhaps an iTunes gift card.
I have added to My Amazon wishlist, if anyone cares to indulge Me.

Until then, it's back to rudimentary radio and CDs - *gasp*

maneater

2010-09-09T00:24:00.000-07:00

I have safely returned from a most amazingly beautiful vacation and I am thrilled to be back in My hometown. I do love this town.

I have returned with a hunger and a passion to hurt someone, use someone, and exploit someone. Not necessarily in that order and not necessarily limited to one person at a time. In fact, I have many stronger, darker desires. You see, I have this pang, a pining, like a deep ache or a need. I am a sexy Sadist on a path of debauchery and destruction with a mission. Now to formulate My plan...
*claw flex*

Oh, here She comes - Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

Want to get on My dance card?
There is room - but you must be something special or worth My time.
If you have a new inquiry, you will find My contact protocol here.
I suggest you follow My directions as I prefer to play with those that pay attention - thank you very much.
If we have already met, you may simply call Me to check availability.
I take great pleasure in torturing masochists and leaving lovely and lasting marks, if requested. But I also have impressive skills at bringing one to ones knees without any lasting evidence, everything in remarkably unused and working condition.

Oh,, here She come - She's a maneater.

If you want to chit-chat about My fantastic life or your Mothers dildos or simply wish to speak in a raunchy fashion, you may find Me available on Niteflirt.
*meow*

NYC & Niteflirting

2010-08-29T10:38:00.001-07:00

My how time flies when you are having fun.
Not to mention, I have only been home for a handful of days and it's almost time to leave again!

I enjoyed a few salacious sessions, received a few very nice belated birthday gifts and enjoyed a delicious dinner at a decadent restaurant with one very special slave.

For those following along - I recently returned from a trip to the East Coast. First, I celebrated My birthday in New York City followed by a jaunt to Leather convention in Edison, NJ.

The trip was so enjoyable, I have decided to visit NYC as often as once a year. I know there are some of you who may be reading this from the Big Apple - not to worry if you missed Me this time. I'll be back!

If you would like to chat more about Me, My trip and travels, or engage in a hot phone session, you will find Me available on Niteflirt for the remainder of the day and part of tomorrow.
And then I will be completely out of touch until September 8th.
Toodles...perverts!

moving and shaking

2010-08-24T23:03:00.001-07:00

Isn't that what Movers and Shakers do?
*smirk/brow cock*

I thought I might have time to write while on the other Coast, but no such luck. I was much too busy and having way too much fun!!

I will share some of the juicy details in the next few days - I just wanted to let you all know that I am home safe and sound.

But not for long as I leave again on Monday evening. Alas, the deviant life of a Professional Mistress is truly My destiny. *le sigh*

I am feeling particularly playful, sadistically sensual and wickedly evil.
Perhaps it's the full moon, so you best catch Me soon. I have limited time available before I leave. You will find My contact protocol here.
*meow/claw flex*

birthday spankings etc...

2010-08-12T00:44:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, after a brief warm up, I turned this poor boy's behind into hamburger meat. Consensually, of course. *winks*
His tidy whities stained a dark red from his own blood...
I don't think Oxyclean has anything on this messy pair.

Even though My birthday is sneaking up in 4 days, I will be doling out birthday spankings all month long here in Spanksville. Hurry up and get yours - My time is somewhat limited. And please note, while I do enjoy exerting My Sadistic tendencies, not everyone need leave with a bloody bottom.

My travel schedule over the next month or two is a wee hectic, therefore, double check and cross reference dates with those found on the contact page, here (scroll down).
I have a couple of teaching gigs as well as some well deserved vacation time scheduled.

Over the next several days, I'll be spending some time training naughty boys in need of correction and discipline on Niteflirt.
Dirty boys who have been playing with their Mothers dildos and such... Frequenting the adult theaters and picking up handsome, Daddy-types for hot blowjobs and fuck sessions...
You know who you are - dirty, dirty!

Catch Me soon either via phone or live in person for a session.
I depart on Sunday for New York!
WOooOOT!

weekend update

2010-08-09T12:50:00.000-07:00

My weekend was a world wind of amazing moments forever frozen in time. I'll give you a brief update -

Friday night I co-hosted the Fetish Ball for the Portland Leather Alliance at the Melody Ballroom in celebration of Oregon Leather Pride. I wore a translucent purple latex dress with matching accoutrements and one very sexy pair of Betsey Johnson heels.

Doors opened at 8PM and by the time 10PM rolled around - the place was packed! Folks were taking advantage of the intimate dungeon area, shaking their asses to some good music, sucking down drinks at the bar, flirting with one another, placing bids in a silent auction and having an overall lascivious time! There was a performance by the Divas of Portland's own CC Slaughters and a Fetish Fashion contest. I do believe fun times were had by all who attended. And we raised a good chunk of change for charitable organizations.

Saturday was jam packed with events at The Conservatory. Followed by a day of workshops on Sunday featuring keynote speaker Janet Hardy, author of numerous noteworthy books in the realm of BDSM.

Last night, I treated Myself to a nice meal and a hot bath. And caught up on My sleep after a long weekend. It is good to be Me.

Now that I am rested, I am ready to beat someone senseless...
Any takers?
*evil grin*

New York City, here I come...

2010-08-04T14:21:00.000-07:00

Soon I am traveling to New York City for My birthday and staying in a posh hotel located in Midtown for a few nights. I plan to visit some fine art, catch a Broadway show, and eat like a Queen. If you reside in the Manhattan area and would like to take Me on a shopping spree for My birthday, feel free to inquire within. I also have limited time available for professional sessions - all of which require a deposit at time of booking. Interested and sincere individuals may politely contact Me.

Then I am continuing on to New Jersey for a few days to teach at a kinky conference called The Floating World.
And I thought the International Ms Leather Weekend was big... or Thunder in the Mountains... Nope - The Floating World will be the most comprehensive convention of it's kind that I have yet to attend. With more than 150 workshops by world class presenters, authors, and educators attended by 1,200 participants. A huge kinky vendor area and the largest dungeon on the East Coast. I am very much looking forward to this event.
While I will be traveling with My mini laptop, I only plan to check emails every other day or so.

Friday night kicks off Oregon Leather Pride with a Fetish Ball followed by 10 days of events, however I still have some time available for sessions. So call soon and plan your training accordingly as My calendar is quickly filling up...
And I know there are quite a few of you out there long overdue.
You know who you are -
Bring yourself to Me.

porn and pre-programming...

2010-08-02T16:40:00.000-07:00

Such an enjoyable pairing for Me...
*sigh*

So, this undercover pervert calls Me on Niteflirt last night, sharing some of his naughtiest fantasies and desires to one day serve Me in person. So we begin our phone training in hopes that he will arrive already programmed to My liking. One of his main fetishes is watching hentai.

For those of you who are not in the know, the Japanese word hentai that we use here in the States refers to pornographic animation and comics. In Japan, the word hentai has a negative connotation and is commonly used when referring to something that is sexually perverted. Whatever... those Japanese are some kinky ass mo-fo's. Need less to say, I do love watching hentai.

One of his fantasies involves getting busted by his wife while watching hentai and masturbating. Shocking - I know...
So he and I begin to engage in a role play with some guided masturbation along with a little light anal stimulation and humiliation. We talk of hentai style blow up dolls and other forced situations, of which I am a huge fan - and then he generously offers, per My request, to step out and pick up a few items at a nearby porn store. The short list of items included one dildo of at least 6" in length and purple, if possible - My favorite color; one anal plug, preferably smaller (since the boy's a virgin), purple; and some lube.
Off to the porn store he goes. Or so I thought...

Ten minutes later he calls Me back to tell Me that after rifling through some of his wife's personal belongings he found two dildos of good size and wants to know if they will suffice. Really?? - fuck NO!

I told him that this was absolutely unacceptable behavior and he will be punished for such atrocities. He was to clean them, if he had accidentally somehow gotten them dirty and return them to their original location, immediately! And then I sent him to the store, as previously planned.

An hour or so goes by and he calls Me back. He is speaking in a whisper as his wife is sleeping in the next room. Such a naughty slut hungry for manga and for the first time - a full bottom.
He has returned with the requested items. And he even managed to find a matching purple dildo and plug. That made Me smile.

I instructed him to press play on one of his most favorite hentai videos, generously lube up the plug, and spread the rest of the lube on his tight little asshole. Then I had him sit up and position himself so the tip of the plug was on his hole and directed him to very slowly work the plug into his ass. All the while stroking his little ding-a-ling.

As he is happily whacking away, I am hypnotically informing him of his new masturbation schedule and protocol. I advise him that he will be calling Me often - on Niteflirt.

Soon I will tighten the schedule and the reigns as I pre-program this little piglet. For when he arrives at My door step, I want to get right to the good stuff!!

Only 18 more days...

2010-07-28T23:08:00.000-07:00

...until My birthday, of course!

I have been busy updating My wishlists and filling them with items that tickle My fancy, or tickle something fancy. *wink*

Gifting via the internet has become so simple, even My grandmother has figured it out.

Amazon is very easy - the only thing you need is My email address.
Pick something from My Amazon wishlist or better yet - send a general gift card in a generous amount and I will choose whatever I want!

Zappos is by far, My favorite online purveyor of fine foot wear. And boys - I am pining for some new shoes. My Zappos wishlist can be found here. Not only is Zappos extremely accomodating, they offer free shipping both ways.

One can expect a wide smile when I open an envelope containing a Powells Gift Card - easily procured online, shipping is free, and I do love to read.

Or show me how much you care by indulging Me with a heavenly spa package at My favorite relaxation hideaway.

And there is always that honor of fleshing out My room-of-doom by choosing something of interest from My JT Stockroom wishlist. A deviant like Myself can never have enough implements. You know what they say - 'Idle Hands are the Devils Tools.
*evil grin*

Just a few ideas for you.
Now get to shopping and let the spoiling begin!!

I am in love...

2010-07-27T10:55:00.000-07:00

...with a pair of thigh high leather boots! *swoon*
They are called Big Boss made by Westco. Click here for their website and check 'em out. A friend of Mine was sporting them at IMsL this year and I have been dreaming about them ever since. *drool*
Each boot is individually custom made to order! So if you wish to indulge Me, contact Me for My exact and perfect measurements.

I have also updated My favorites list on Zappos with some ultra sexy heels that My eyes are especially drawn to. I like using Zappos as they have great customer service and are extra helpful if you have any issues like they just don't fit right, etc. A return label is included in every shipment, just in case. Additionally, once a pair has been purchased from My favorites list, it is not only removed from the list, but Zappos sends Me an email to alert Me of the incoming goodies.

While My birthday is right around the corner, I enjoy being showered with gifts any (and every) day of the year. And I do LOVE shoes... *grin*

sweet submission = breakfast of Champions

2010-07-26T13:46:00.000-07:00

Insane tease and denial, breath control games, smothering, and delicious suffocation is what the new supplicant earned himself this morning. Such a great way to start My day, if I do say so Myself.
And it is all about Me, is it not? *eyelash bat bat bat/wicked grin*

This boy came to visit Me all the way from his home in the Hawaiian Islands complete with macadamia nuts in hand - chocolate and salted. Sweet. Almost as sweet as the divine, sensual, prolonged torment of his little itty bitty.

It is My absolute pleasure to tease and torture one until they simply cannot take anymore. And I have become an excellent Judge of deciding exactly how long these pleasures can and may take.

Take My new whipping boy, for example. Slowly but surely, I am training this slave to not only crave more of My brutal attention, but to take much more than he ever thought he could. In fact, he is practically begging me to push him further. All in good time.
It is nice to want. No?

Now, I am hungry to exert more of My Female Dominance in indescribable ways. Are you game? If you would like to schedule a professional session, you will find My contact info here.
Or if you would simply like to chit chat or perhaps engage in a heated phone session, look for Me on Niteflirt.

holy smokes

2010-07-19T15:06:00.000-07:00

The Thunder weekend flew by.
I am half way home. And I am exhausted.

I caught several good presentations by known and newer teachers. I love to learn. And I am blessed to be able to learn from the very best.

I am always looking for ways to expand My repertoire and add to My skill set. And I am always learning more and more about Myself, which I find to be quite rewarding.

And I picked up a new toy in the kinky vendor area - a fire flogger.

More later - Mistress needs some well-deserved rest!
For I have boys to train, torment, and whip!!

Are you ready to Thunder??

2010-07-16T16:54:00.000-07:00

I am in Denver, Colorado at Thunder In The Mountains.
It's hot here and so are the women. *wink*

Thunder is a large Leather convention that draws people from all over the globe. During the daytime, there are classes offered on a variety of BDSM subjects. And at night, there are dungeon play parties that go on into the wee hours.

I am here to learn, teach, observe, play - and maybe eat and sleep,
if I'm lucky. And I do believe I have a few dates on My dance card.

I'll be back in Portland late Tuesday and am taking appointments for next week. My contact protocol can be found here.

hot stuff

2010-07-10T23:10:00.000-07:00

I am teaching an Erotic Fire Play workshop tomorrow for the Portland Leather Alliance. My fire box has been reorganized and the flash products are drying. While I could probably teach this class with one hand tied behind My back, blindfolded, I am a wee nervous and excited, therefore, I will be using all of My available appendages.
And maybe even My third eye.

My astrological sign is Leo, a fire sign, and My rising sign is also Leo. So I like to refer to Myself as - "fire squared".

Like a moth, I have always been drawn to flames.
Candles, camp fires, you name it and I am nearby.
I have many fond memories of fire from My younger days. Like My Mother stoking our wood burning stove to keep warm during the winter. I took pride in learning to build and care for the fire that kept our house toasty. One Thanksgiving when the power went out, we cooked our entire meal on that wood stove.
For a few years we lived in the San Juan Islands and would build huge bonfires on the beach.
Then I discovered witch craft and the power of candles.
And later, finding fire dancing as a creative outlet.

I hope to introduce the wonder of fire to some new(er) folks tomorrow, without getting burned.
*grin*

wardrobe malfunction!

2010-07-08T21:01:00.000-07:00

I received a bit of shocking news this week...
Apparently, someone thought it would be a good idea to give Wonder Woman a new costume. Bad idea!!

If you have not been reading along - I happen to be a huge WW fan.

Why one would want to take away from those fabulous full bottom, star-laden blue panties, that killer bustier, magical, bullet deflecting arm gauntlets and golden lasso of truth is clearly beyond Me.

I am outraged - and I am sure I am not the only one!

I just moved Seasons 1 and 2 to the top of My Netflix queue.
I smell a Wonder Woman marathon coming.
And ice cream! - There will be ice cream!!

hair

2010-07-03T07:22:00.000-07:00

Hair. Unless it's on the top of your head, I do not care for it.
I delight in the many creative and sadistic ways of removing unwanted and unattractive hair from one's body.
Of course there is a good old shave - using a sharp, straight razor can be dangerously exciting. I get a thrill from burning it off, minus the unforgettable smell, of course. Sometimes I enjoy the precision of a pair angled tweezers. But mostly, I like to tug them out using My gloved fingertips.

I stepped on a plane to spend a few days at My secret hideaway at the base of the Wasatch Mountains. Last night, I visited a small theater in Park City to see My gay boyfriends husband perform a rendition of the Broadway musical - 'Hair'. He absolutely stole the show playing the role of Margaret Mead. And he is bald!

I do appreciate when one grooms or shaves hair in order to please Me. I once had a boy present himself with a 'J' carved into his pubes - cute. I understand there are some of you that do like body hair. And I also understand some have to report to a Higher Power that expects hair to be present on your body. So sorry. I promise to keep My evil, dancing fingertips at bay. *snicker*

where there's a whip, there's a way

2010-06-28T20:50:00.000-07:00

I had the opportunity to play with My whips yesterday.
*sigh/smile*

It's not often I get to actually pull out My whips and consensually throw them at someone. And I was reminded of just how much I adore them.
I love the way the whip feels in My hand, the detail of the braiding, the way the whip moves, the noises the whip makes, and the idea that the whip becomes My conduit. My pipeline to give and take delicious energy.

Whips leave such beautiful, distinctive and sometimes lasting marks. Not to mention the impact can sometimes be quite painful.
As I was enjoying My whips and the piece of flesh presented before Me, I was also reminded of what excellent aim I have. This poor boys nipples are going to be sore for several days. *giggle*

on texting

2010-06-28T15:14:00.000-07:00

Text messaging or texting. Yes, I do it. With My lovers and those I consider to be My friends. And only when it's nothing super important. My rule is, if you need to discuss something of importance, it must be done by phone or preferably face to face.
Texting - it has become everyone's favorite way of communicating. Heck even My 84-year old My Grandma figured it out.

What is text messaging?

Personally, I find it terribly inappropriate and disrespectful to text a Dominant regarding professional services.
In other words - I do not text with My clients.
Ergo, if you send me a text message, please note you will get absolutely no response.

If you wish to gain My attention, you must do so in an appropriate manner - by telephone or email. And I suppose you may choose an old school means of communication and write a letter - I do enjoy being courted. *smile* My mailing address can be found on the contact page of My website, here.

new mailing address

2010-06-25T14:22:00.000-07:00

I have a new mailing address as My mailbox has decided to take a short walk, again. This time - down the street a few blocks.

Therefore, to ensure that all of your greeting and gift cards, generosities and other deliveries arrive safely in My lap, please take note of the new address.

Ms Julie Spanks
3714 SE Powell Blvd., Box 136
Portland, OR 97202

Also note - this is not My home address nor the address at The Conservatory. Simply a safe box to hold My items until I fetch them.

All of My wishlists as well as My website have been updated.
You may now send Me desirable items. Big or small. Shiny or shinier.
Or you may present them to Me in person, if you dare.
*evil grin*

up to speed

2010-06-24T12:55:00.000-07:00

What an awesome few weeks it has been...
Let me try and get you caught up -

Another DESIRE has come and gone. Just as well as My face was beginning to hurt from smiling so much. It was My third year and I can hardly wait for next year. It is, hands down, the best event I have ever attended. Despite the triple digit temperatures, I taught for 6 hours in the rays of the giant, bright, burning orb in the sky. Quite fitting when One is teaching about fire. Don't you think?

I can also say that My luggage has just about had it. They have served Me well for the last three years, but with all the travel I do and the manner of handling by the airlines, I find Myself in need of a new set. I have updated My Amazon wishlist for anyone who would like to indulge Me.

I returned home in time to conduct a sissy Spring cleaning at The Conservatory - a clean dungeon makes for a happy Mistress.
The next evening, there was a bondage party featuring the talented Lew Rubens. He performed three dynamic suspensions using different materials - rope, cling/packing wrap, and nylon packing cord. All beautifully intricate and artistically amazing.

If you are in the Portland Metro area, Lew is having an art show on Thursday, July 1st at Gallery Sesso, downtown. There will be 3D bondage art to admire and Lew will be doing some suspensions, as well. I'll be there. Should be quite entertaining. Not to mention - Lew is such a sweetheart.

Last weekend Portland celebrated its annual gay Pride - Daddy, lil sis and lil sis girlfriend came to town. I hosted a debaucherous Womens play party on Saturday evening including a dildo demonstration and raffle. Attended the parade on Sunday and volunteered a few hours at the Portland Leather Alliance booth. And Sunday evening I spun fire for a large crowd at Deacon X Fetish Night.

Although My guests all left on Monday, I am just now getting caught back up to speed. It was an exhausting few weeks. But I am not complaining.

The weather this week in Portland has been gorgeous. Thank Goddess the rain finally stopped. Yesterday I worked for a few hours in the yard and garden. And this morning, I enjoyed a long bike ride.

Off to learn about the safe handling of Sulfuric Acid followed by a stern caning. *evil grin*

no rest for the Wicked

2010-06-05T11:36:00.000-07:00

Or so they say - and it cannot be more true for Me today.
My days and nights have been filled with delightful with greetings, important meetings, painful beatings, play parties, formal engagements, workshops, manicures, pedicures, yummy massages, way too much driving, and not nearly enough sleep.

I enjoyed a long, relaxing holiday weekend at My private hideaway at the base of the Wasatch Mountains. Only to return to a handful of wanton sluts patiently awaiting and in need of My firm direction and wicked attention. Lovely.

Today is promising sunshine and that makes Me happy as I could certainly use some Vitamin D, dammit. It has been raining for weeks. Literally. Almost months, it seems. In fact, in the month of May, it rained 27 out of 31 days.

It's alright - I'll be getting plenty of sun next week as I am off to DESIRE. It's a Women's retreat in Palm Springs. It will be My third year attending. And My second year performing and mentoring.
And I get to all of it completely naked! Even better!
*grin*

Now I am off to do some grounding work in My garden before the rains come back. Last year, I grew some cucumbers of monumental size and used them for obscene purposes. Can't wait to see what pops up this year. *wicked grin*

big boys / evil toys

2010-05-26T10:59:00.000-07:00

I had a delightful session with one of My loyal submissives this past weekend. I have been training this big boy for quite some time now and he is beginning to crave My sadistic tendencies as he slowly builds his tolerance. Just about time to bring out the 'big guns'. *wink* The boy is doing well, passing almost all of My tests. In time, he is learning the intricacies of Dominance and submission. Such a beautiful and rewarding exchange.

Mistress has a busy week ahead...
I will also be away from Portland over the Memorial holiday weekend.
I am offering real time sessions across the nation this summer. My current travel schedule is posted on the contact page of My website. Want Me to come and visit you? Send Me an email. Only sincere requests will be considered.

tweet tweet

2010-05-18T13:11:00.000-07:00

C'mon, everybody's doin' it.
Tweeting, that is. On Twitter.
It's a quick and simple way to keep in touch with others.
Perhaps you have heard of it? I suspect some of you already use it.
Or maybe not?

Clipped from wikipedia -
Twitter is a social networking and micro-blogging service that enables its users to send and read messages known as tweets.
Tweets are text-based posts of up to 140 characters displayed on the author's profile page and delivered to the author's subscribers who are known as followers.
All users can send and receive tweets via the Twitter website, Short Message Service (SMS, aka text message), or external applications (notably including those developed for smart phones).
The website currently has more than 100 million users worldwide.

It's free and easy.
Sign up now and follow Me - Ms Julie Spanks
I will be sending out hot and juicy tweets via My smart phone, often.
It would be a shame for you to miss out.
*wink*

Finally - if you happen to have the correct answer to the question in My most recent tweet, you will win a free ride. Send Me an email. And be prepared to present yourself to Me.
*wicked grin*

Good luck boys and girls!

porn

2010-05-14T09:55:00.000-07:00

The internet is for PORN!
Or at least that's what the muppets preach in the Tony Award winning musical, Avenue Q. I saw it. It was hilarious.

C'mon, admit it - we all love porn.

Here are a few interesting porn factoids -
Most websites on the internet are related to sex and porn.
A recent internet pornography time statistics reports every second - $3,075.64 is being spent on pornography. Every second - 28,258 internet users are viewing pornography. Every second - 372 internet users are typing adult search terms into search engines. And every 39 minutes a porn is being created in the United States.
Shocking, isn't it? - Not really.

So last week, I took My turn. That's right boys - I am trying My hand at shooting some hardcore BDSM scenes. I'll let you know how it goes and keep you updated on where to find them.
Exciting!

decadent debauchery

2010-05-04T14:57:00.000-07:00

I enjoyed some play time with a few Dominant Ladies along with their submissives in My dungeon space last night.

The evening began with an extravagant dinner at one of My very favorite restaurants. We drank fine wine, dined on oysters and beef aged to perfection. And We shared wonderfully scandalous conversations over a decadent meal served by an impeccable wait staff. The boys were allotted a poached chicken breast, some brown rice and tap water. We requested Our dessert to go and were chauffeured to My home-away-from-home where We played into the wee hours.

As a reward for good behavior, I fed My boy small bites of chocolate torte from My toes.

It's good to be Me.

the clock is ticking...

2010-04-18T10:12:00.001-07:00

I am in SF for a few more days and the view from My bed is incredible!

I will be in the Bay Area for a few more days and I still have some time available for sessions. I have three of the top dungeon spaces at My disposal. If you desire some of My time, you may call Me.

But don't wait too much longer. Wednesday morning I head home and will return to My regularly scheduled perversions in P-Town. So clean yourself up boys, and mind your manners.

Let's get this show on the road!

2010-04-08T12:37:00.000-07:00

Just when I am least expecting it, the Universe delivers a very special gift.
An adorable and detail oriented, queer, geeky, submissive servant.
I am abundant.
Life is good.

While her service contribution will definitely help in the future, training someone can be cumbersome and time consuming. Hence, the lack of posts over the past month.

Rest assured, I am alive and well and even somewhat well-rested.

I've had some yummy sessions with some of my loyal supplicants, acquired new toys, new boys, attended numerous play parties, Community meetings and events, as well as an awesome KinkFest.

I received this super sexy black stretch mesh catsuit as a gift.
It's made by Winter Fetish - high quality, custom stretchwear.
And it has a zip crotch!

I am currently accepting appointments throughout this next week.
For My contact information, click here.

I'll be arriving in San Francisco next Thursday afternoon and I am looking forward to connecting with sincere, wanton sluts in the Bay Area.
Interested in a scheduling a session? - I have not two, but three beautiful dungeon spaces at My disposal. Two in the City and one in East Bay. Contact Me for an Application.
Or do you also desire to hold My bags while you take Me shopping followed by an erotically charged and slightly embarrassing dinner date?

San Francisco, here I come...

2010-03-03T14:08:00.001-08:00

Attention Bay Area perverts - I will be visiting the city by the Bay mid-April and I will be offering sessions to those I deem worthy of My attention. I will have two beautiful, discreet and reputable dungeon spaces at My disposal - one in the SOMA district and one in the East Bay of Oakland. If you are interested in the possibility of a session, you may send Me an email. You will find My contact protocol here. Move swiftly - My time is limited and My schedule will fill quickly.

I will also entertain dinners at finer restaurants, shopping trips, and other public outings. We can be very discreet about our exchange or it can be somewhat embarrassing and slightly humiliating.

Finally, I will be available for double Domme sessions with My SF-based partner in crime, Ms Selina Raven. You may preview Her website here. If you would like to further discuss this extraordinary opportunity, contact Me directly.

My peds...

2010-03-01T00:14:00.000-08:00

...could use some new digs.

My shoe collection needs some updating. Not to mention I am secretly craving boots. Lots of boots. I have updated My Zappos wishlist for those interested in attempting to sate My craving. Bring it on!

Some of you may know - I have a huge foot and shoe fetish.
I enjoy using My feet as weapons. And as gags.
They happen to be one of the most erogoness zones on My body.
I delight in having My feet massaged and especially worshiped.
While My feet are always soft to the touch - they are very strong.
As are My calves and thighs.
There is nothing I like more than to see a happy face with My foot stuck in the middle. *sigh*

I frequent a pedicure salon and keep My toes meticulously polished all of the time. They are typically either black or some darker shade of My favorite color - purple. Unless, of course I have a humble request for another color... Say a vibrant red or a sexy french pedicure?

Another small factoid - foot fetishism happens to be the most popular fetish. Google it and you will see there are nearly 4 million links to sites that cater to foot fetishism.

Q: what is a foot fetishist?
A: someone who gains sexual arousal from feet.

Also known as podophilia.

In My experience, I have found foot fetishists to be extremely particular in their desires. I have also found that each fetishist is different and enjoys different things. Therefore, the most important piece of the puzzle is a thorough negotiation and discussion prior the session.

Some of them prefer a stinky, sweaty foot that has been in a work-out trainer all day. There are some who simply prefer the natural scent of a Woman's foot. Then you have those those that prefer a fresh, clean foot sans toe nail polish. And let us not forget about the whole psychological aspect of physically being at or under a Woman's foot.

It is also not uncommon for a foot fetishist to have an interest in trampling, which I also have developed a fondness for. My petite stature and well appointed play space allows for such pleasantries.

Then there is the whole attraction to shoes, specifically high heels and boots. I have had this attraction for as long I can remember. Sure, back when I was a little girl I was partial to the purple Kangaroo tennis shoes with the zipper side pockets.

For Me now, My eyes are drawn to a particular shape of the shoe and the height of the heel. I like 'em sexy and I like 'em high.

Now be a good boy and go pick out a new pair of shoes for Mistress!

And if you have a specific polish preference for a foot session, be sure to contact Me at least 24 hours in advance. Nothing like sucking on a recently painted toe - blech.

Ice Locks For Bondage Jocks

2010-02-05T09:55:00.000-08:00

Do you like bondage? - I do.

I enjoy using many forms of bondage in My play - rope, tape, leather restraints, adjustable belts, nylon tethers, pantyhose, My body...

One of My most favorite purveyors of quality gear and toys is Mr S Leather, located in San Francisco. When you plan your trip to Mr S, make sure you have plenty of time to check out their 10,000 square foot showroom. It's a perverts wettest dream - especially when this pervert wanders over towards the latex garments. *sigh/moan*

The employees are abundant, extremely helpful and quite knowledgeable. And since they make most of the leather and latex items on site, they are willing and able to make any necessary adjustments. I have a friend that purchases all of her heavy leather bondage restraints from Mr S simply due to the excellent quality of their goods and the level of service. They are always happy to poke extra holes into a strap if needed or add a locking buckle to contain her little escape artist. Anyways, if you have a chance to go by there, I suggest you do so.

I am on their mailing list, therefore I occasionally receive mail announcing new products and what not. And the pictures are always hot... So, of course I open it to see whats new and groovy... --
Low and behold -- the Ice Lock. Need less to say, I am very intrigued with this concept. Anyone care to indulge Me so we can find out just how long they take to thaw? I think they would be perfect for an extended scene!
Oh the anticipation, aggravation, and palpitation!!
All in the name if science!

Snap!

2010-02-02T16:05:00.000-08:00

Hello boys, sluts, slaves, devotees, fans, wanton wankers and wimps.

Mistress has been very, very busy...
*wicked grin*

I'll attempt to catch you up in the next few weeks.
In the mean time, I will distract you with this tempting snapshot taken recently. You likey?

Have I mentioned how much I adore 'cock and ball torture'?
Commonly referred to as 'c.b.t.'
Nothing warms My nethers like tormenting a nice hard cock.
And I do have My ways of keeping them standing at attention.
Between My devious imagination, diabolical mind, and arsenal of equipment - the possibilities are nearly endless.

I spent some time recently organizing My bevy of toys and I found a few things that I had completely forgotten I owned!!
*devious smirk*

While I will be unavailable for in-person sessions Monday, February 8th through Thursday, February 11th - I have some special time set aside this week for those who are interested in My undivided, face-to-face, one-on-one attention.
You will find My contact info here.

Looking forward.
*claw flex*

dizzying

2009-10-30T18:31:00.000-07:00

Back from Wicked Womyn with a vengeance. The conference was awesome with workshops that were diverse and edgy. And hot hot play parties and one sexy DJ spinning the tunes.

I managed to pick up a little bug on My way home but got rid of it almost instantaneously. I have no time to be sickos!

My friend Jay Wiseman taught a very entertaining workshop last night at The Conservatory entitled 'Wait Til I Get My Hands On Him' - a women-only workshop. Each woman brought a dildo or two to learn on. There was comprehensive anatomy and physiological information shared along with a plethora of masturbation techniques, games, and more. Jay had certainly done his research!

Jay will also be presenting his BDSM Bloopers, Blunders, and Disasters this Tuesday night. If you do not have any other plans, it is definitely worth your time and $$. For detailed info, please check The Conservatory calendar page.

I had the opportunity to attend an exclusive Halloween party for an evening of pure pleasure. Debaucherous details to be disclosed to only My most loyal of pets.

On another note --
It's that time of year when we spend time with those we care about most. Wish to spend some quality time with Yours Truly outside of the dungeon?
I am considering public outings with select, submissive gentleman.
I am a foodie as well as a stickler for superlative service.
Take Me out to dinner at a restaurant of My choosing and enjoy My company.
Or finish off your evening with a rendezvous back at My dungeon...
The possibilities are endless...
Stimulating conversation with a side of public embarrassment, if we end up negotiating that sort of thing.
*evil grin*

I have some limited time in My schedule this week for real-time sessions. If you would like to discuss the details, you'll find My contact info here.

It appears that NiteFlirt is (somewhat) up and working with occasional glitches. So if you are unable to serve Me in the flesh, you may qualify for My distance training programs. Please be patient with the new NF system.

Lastly, to My closeted east coast faggot who does not know how to follow directions... you may call Me to gain absolution and approval to continue as long as you understand and accept your mission. It's not good to keep Me waiting... Where is your itinerary, boy?!

On the prowl...

2009-10-19T13:33:00.000-07:00

And I am hungry for more.
*evil grin*

I had the pleasure of tormenting a willing supplicant in My new 'punishment chair'. With a plethora of leather bondage straps as well as a neck collar complete with rubber bit, it rendered him immobile while I used My super powers and one Eros Tek to restore his gentlemanly behavior.

My weekend also held an opportunity to put Wonder Woman to the test through another series of bondage predicaments on My dungeon floor. It is amazing what a bound WW will do in order to get closer to the vibrator that is placed within inches of the sensitive areas. He lost our game and was forced to take a seat in said punishment chair.

Did I mention - I adore electricity?!

I have introduced numerous perverts to the joys of electrical play (or e-stim) and have received and overwhelmingly good response. Electrical play can be somewhat intimidating, but highly stimulating.
*wink*

Thursday I am off to Seattle to attend a conference - Wicked Womyn. If you would like to see Me for a session before I take off, I recommend you call Me soon.

frostbite

2009-10-14T11:52:00.000-07:00

I love learning. This past weekend The Conservatory hosted a series of workshops presented by international educator and author Lee Harrington. The offerings were intellectually stimulating, thought provoking, and truly enjoyable. Lee is an amazing individual with a ton of invaluable information to share. Join his Yahoo group, read his blog, and buy his books - links for all from his website. Check it out.

I do not love being cold. And winter has set in already.
It is freezing here in Portland!
Temps are dropping. It is windy, rainy, and frigid - blech.
It is also My first winter in My new home space - a large Victorian with walls of large windows and an open floor plan. So it is not easy to heat. Let's face it - it's an ice box. I am thinking about picking up one of these. And one of these.

It's probably not a bad idea to keep some liquor on hand, too.
*wink*

I am available for sessions throughout the weekend.
Come and give Me a reason to sweat!

wanderlust

2009-10-06T10:26:00.000-07:00

I have always loved to travel. I have been flying on jet airplanes since I was a wee girl. When I was growing up I wanted to be a stewardess. Then I found maps and a fondness grew for geography.

Before My days of professional Domination, I spent a good ten years in the travel industry. As a travel agent and consultant I planned for the rich and famous, worked in the International Department for Levi Strauss, and wholesaled international tickets to other travel agents.

During that time, I traveled numerous places, filling My passport with colorful stamps from different countries. And I am blessed to still ride on those jet airplanes today, often. Both for work and play.

Do I travel for sessions? - YES! But only for respectful and sincere individuals. Want Me to come and visit you? It may be possible, providing I think we might get along. Send Me a thoughtful email that grabs my attention. Serious inquiries only.
My time is precious, you know.

Unfortunately, one of the drawbacks to traveling is that I have to replace luggage every once in a while. Especially when the airlines throw them around like dead turkeys at Thanksgiving. And after the last trip, I find Myself in need of a new set. *grumble grumble*
So I have added a couple of options to My Amazon wishlist.

I will be traveling to Seattle the weekend after next and available for limited sessions, October 22nd through the 26th. If you are in the Seattle area and would like to discuss the possibility, you may contact Me. And please note, a deposit will be required.

it's Wonder Woman Day!!

2009-10-01T13:29:00.000-07:00

And for those of you who have not been following along...
I happen to have a huge Wonder Woman fetish.

And October just happens to be National Domestic Violence Awareness Month!

Local WW fan Andy Mangles has teamed up with the Bradley Angle House, Raphael House, and the Portland Women's Crisis Line along with an art gallery downtown to celebrate Wonder Woman Day. With proceeds all going to help aid against domestic violence. It's from 6:00pm to 9:00pm at the Lara Sydney Framing Gallery in the Pearl District. I will be there to check it out, chat with other WW fanatics and possibly place a bid or two.

And then it's off to My dungeon space for a BDSM 101 private tutorial session with a charming couple. I just adore turning people onto the finer nuances of BDSM - how to do things safely and giving sound advice on how to make the most out of a hot scene.

Chew on that for a little bit.
*wink*

greetings from Folsom!

2009-09-26T09:06:00.000-07:00

...from My hotel bed in San Francisco...

I am in SF for the Folsom Street Fair.

So exciting!!

Thursday evening I attended a 'History of BDSM' presented by Cleo Dubois and Fakir, which was simply fascinating.

Yesterday I spent the day with close friends.

And today I am assisting My Daddy with a workshop at the Citadel.

Followed by some more hot monkey sex, yummy food, and of course a visit to My most favorite store on the West Coast - Mr S / Madame S. A good portion of My evil arsenal comes from Mr S. And if you have ever wondered where I pick up most of My sexy latex garb? - Madame S. *drool*

Tomorrow is the Fair and I plan on practicing My voyeuristic skills as well as volunteering in the Women's area also known as the Venus Playground.

I'll be returning late Monday night and I do hope to see some of you boys next week. You know the drill. *wink*

manners and NF update

2009-09-22T12:11:00.000-07:00

I am attending a workshop this evening on Dungeon Safety, Skills, and Etiquette presented by Master Trooper Frank.

I do not think I could ever sit through too many etiquette classes.
I am attracted to those with good manners, high standards and high(er) protocol. And when I think of high protocol, I think of Master Trooper. Member of the Old Guard Leather. A retired New York state trooper and field training officer. If I could wiggle My nose and become a gay, leather man - I would so go gay for Master Trooper! Seriously - HOT!! *drool*
He is offering a few more workshops over the next few months.
Workshop details can be found on his website.

A note regarding NiteFlirt - until they have completed upgrading their system, they will not be operational. It may be another week or so.

To the respectful boy I spoke to on NF who had begun negotiating a weekend-long session for next month - please contact Me directly.
I would like to finalize the details of My plans for you.

I delight in extended, over-night, and weekend-long sessions as I have built quite an amazing and inviting dungeon space that allows for such trysts. Definitely not for the weak at heart... If you are sincerely interested in the possibility, send Me an email.

wedgie spank spank

2009-09-20T14:46:00.000-07:00

Whew! - What an awesome weekend!
And it's not over yet.

Lew Rubens was an absolute delight to have teach at The Conservatory. His down-to-earth demeanor is refreshing. His teaching style is encouraging. And his body of work is impressive, to say the least. His suspension bondage is innovative and simply a step above the rest. Still don't believe Me? Take a gander at his website - Bound and Determined.

Last night I had another session with a spanko who has a very peculiar and interesting fetish. His interest revolves around receiving a hard paddling while sporting his tidy whiteys.

Not only that - he also has a fondness for wedgies - or super wedgies, as he likes to call them. I use one of My hoists to hold his tidy whiteys snugly in place while administering the spanking.
He has a bratty attitude that he refers to as eccentric and is always trying to push My buttons in search of a harder spanking. *sigh*
Note: passive aggressive behavior will get you nowhere fast with Me. It is simply grounds for dismissal.

Good thing I like to give spankings. And good thing I know how to deal with brats. In fact, I am teaching a class next Saturday afternoon at the Citadel in San Francisco on the subject - Brat Play.

San Francisco, here I come!

Now I am going to spend some time in the garden followed by a delicious dinner and a hot bath. And then it's off to Deacon X Fetish Night. It is Deacon's birthday tonight! Woo hoo!!

distance training / Niteflirt update

2009-09-17T11:39:00.000-07:00

Niteflirt has been down since Monday. They were supposedly doing some system upgrades, but the entire site seems to have disappeared. Hopefully it will be back up in operation soon so I can continue My distance training program. Otherwise I will be seeking out another option.

Keep your toes crossed and stay tuned.

I <3 bondage

2009-09-16T20:10:00.000-07:00

Last night I had another opportunity to tie up My favorite super hero - Wonder Woman. In this episode, WW was challenged with some extraordinary and precarious perils. She flew in her invisible jet. She attempted to take Me out with her indestructible bracelets. She struggled. She moaned. And she begged. But in the end, she was brought to her knees with one devastating forced orgasm.

Score:
Super Domme - 6
Wonder Woman - 0

The rain has returned to Portland and I couldn't be more relieved.
I love the rain, you see. Not only does it offer a natural cleansing, My garden appreciates it too. And what better to do during a flurry of rain than grab a good book and get My footsies massaged at the best foot salon in Portland - The Barefoot Sage . A special thank you to the doting boy who sent a gift certificate for My birthday last month.

There is a knotty bondage-packed weekend ahead - Thursday evening, The Conservatory plays host to a monthly bondage party. This months party will feature hot demonstrations by renowned rigger Lew Rubens. Lew will also be teaching a workshop on Friday eve as well as Saturday afternoon. For more information on these fun workshops (and more), please check out the calendar page.

And Sunday night, I will be letting My hair down and donning some latex to attend Deacon X Fetish Night. Come on down, meet Me and treat Me to an adult beverage.

poke poke

2009-09-13T08:16:00.000-07:00

Last night I had a delightful session with a respectful submissive.
He was articulate and specific in his humble requests of edgier activities as well as My attire. And I do like to accommodate.
*wink*

He also mentioned that he enjoyed pain and he proved able to take everything I had to give. Including a bevy of needles to his balls.
I just adore pointy and sharp things. Yes, needles can be scary. But they can also be quite intoxicating. You see, needles are the quickest route to send your body's natural endorphins flying high.

Simple breathing exercises similar to tantric breathing during an intense activity such as needle play can magnificently enhance the entire experience. Breathing together with long, deep inhales and exhales can not only heighten the submissives encounter - but Mine too! It was so pleasurable for Me, I had to finish the job after he left. *grin*

control

2009-09-11T23:00:00.000-07:00

I have been training on Niteflirt and I take great joy in talking to individuals about their perversions. I have spoken to countless who share an interest in orgasm control and one of My most favorite forms of regulation just happens to be chastity play.

There is one prospective boy-toy in particular, who wishes for Me to control his orgasm by way of a chastity device. So I had him order one of these online. Got wood? *maniacal laugh*
Having that control thrills Me to no end and I require it of all My personal slaves.

This evening, I invited a masochistic, slutty submissive girlfriend over to chitty-chat about all of her naughty escapades that happened while I was away on holiday. We took advantage of the lovely weather and sat outside in the backyard, garden-side.

As she was recounting her debaucherous tales, here eyes kept darting to the large, phallic cucumber that was still growing on the vine. The one featured in August 26th's posting. It wasn't the first time she had noticed it. She had eyed it weeks ago. But this time she was ready to make her move.

Sporting a coy smirk, she politely asked when I might be harvesting the beast. I grabbed My garden scissors and immediately freed it from the vine, handing it to her in one swift swoop.

Then I sent her to clean it up and sauntered back to My bedroom.
Drenched in lube, she worked that vegetable like a true vegan.
In fact, she did such a good job, I rewarded her with a nice caning.
It is so good to be Me. *sigh*

Another day in the life...

2009-09-10T10:06:00.001-07:00

I have safely returned from a fantastic getaway and I am hungry to tease and torment a willing supplicant. Desire to submit to My whim? I am available for live, in-person sessions throughout the weekend.
My contact protocol can be found here.
Unable to serve Me in person? - you can chat with Me by phone from the comfort of your own floor on Niteflirt. It's simple and discreet.

I would also like to thank the pantie boy for the frivolous photo I received via inappropriate text message upon return from My vacation. It did make Me giggle, so I thought I would share it here.
Enjoy y'all!

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

2009-08-29T20:48:00.001-07:00

For the third time in My professional career, I had a client no-show.
*knocking on something wood*

(Warning: this is going to be a rant)

I should have known better than to accept a last minute appointment (I rarely do anyways), especially the evening before I leave for a vacation. If one thing really chaps My hide, it is someone who shows blatant disrespect for My time.

I have better things to do. Errands to run. Bags to pack.

If you do not intend on keeping an appointment - DO NOT MAKE ONE.

I have since cracked a bottle of red wine and I am going to begin packing by most personal belongings and naughtiest of toys. I will be available on Niteflirt this evening, if you would like to chitty-chat.

Back in My office on Thursday, September 10th.
Until then - sit on your hands.

gargantuan

2009-08-26T11:04:00.000-07:00

It is almost that time of year - time for My annual (real) vacation!!
Real as in - NO work. NO phone. And NO computer. *grin*

If you would like to schedule a session for some play time, I suggest you call me this week. My travel dates can always be found on the contact page of My website.

Or if you just care to chat candidly, you may find Me on Niteflirt.

If you have been following along, I have been spending a bit of time in My garden. Reflecting, harvesting, pruning, weeding... Yes, even I pull weeds. In fact, I find it to be quite therapeutic. The other day I unearthed what I thought at the time, was possibly the largest vegetable I have ever seen. Keep in mind that this is My first garden and up until now I've had a black thumb. So excited, I immediately cut it's cord so I could show it off to all of My friends. Then, this morning I happened on yet another cucumber of gargantuan size.
It is currently 20" long and still growing! I'll keep you posted.

Here you go...

hung

2009-08-22T11:32:00.000-07:00

I have been sequestered in My boudoir, tucked in My soft, comfy bunk with a stack of books bedside for the last 24 hours. Some kink-related, a bit of erotica, informational and some non-fiction.
I just love a good read. And I simply adore Powells Books. Also known as the City of Books - it takes up an entire city block, it's multi-roomed, and floored. I can easily spend hours there. They even have a coffee shop. Care to indulge Me?

Some of you out there know how much I enjoy finding naughtiness in nature - especially large, phallic vegetables... *sigh/smile*
This morning as I was doing a little pruning in My garden, the Garden Goddess pointed out possibly the largest cucumber I have ever seen, let alone grown. So thick, I cannot even wrap My hand around it and a good 18" long or more.

Without further adieu... (it's the one on the right)

Who wishes to entertain Me and toss their salad with this honker? Hmm??
*maniacal laugh*

Unable to serve Me in person? - you may call Me on Niteflirt.

desirous

2009-08-18T12:47:00.000-07:00

I am back from a luxurious little birthday weekend getaway - high up in the Wasatch Mountains where I was treated like a royal Queen.
It was relaxing, rejuvenating and of course - raunchy.
*wicked grin*

Thank you to everyone who sent fond wishes, gifts, goodies, and prizes. I am so grateful to have such doting family, friends and fans.
*smile*

I find Myself with a bit of extra time in My normally busy routine and I am hungry to play. I desire your submission and masochistic yearnings. If you would like to submit to My whim, give Me a ring.

Business of the Year 2009

2009-08-12T09:55:00.000-07:00

I am proud to announce that The Conservatory was presented with a Rose & Thorn Award - Business of the Year 2009.

Awarded by the Community and my peers. It is an honor and a blessing. A special thank you to Blackout Leather Productions and all the little bee's that work behind the scenes (you know who you are!)

Church of Spanks

2009-08-08T11:30:00.000-07:00

Today is the Annual Kinky Vendor Fair and I am going to peruse the bevy of purchasable pervertables. Sponsored by the Portland Leather Alliance. You can find all of the details here.

And tomorrow is Sunday Worship in the Church of Spanks. I happen to have some extra time available on My normally busy dance card. And I simply adore playing on Sundays. BDSM is My religion, you see. *wicked grin*

If you would like to set an appointment for your absolution, you may call Me today. You will find My contact information here.

Happy Leather Pride, Oregon!

2009-08-05T11:00:00.000-07:00

Kinky explorers of Oregon (and surrounding areas) unite!

Happy Oregon Leather Pride, everyone!!
Leather Pride is about Community, connection, growth and respect.

In 1989, a celebration was held over a weekend in attempts to unite the Leather and Fetish communities. This week, Oregon Leather Pride is celebrating it's 20th year and has grown from a two day event into a ten day adventure, showcasing over twenty events from groups including BadGirls, Blackout Leather Productions, In Uniform, Oregon Bears, Pride Northwest, Gender (free) for All, Portland Leather Alliance, Whipper Snappers, and The Conservatory.

The whole shebang was kicked off last weekend with a few outstanding events happening at The Conservatory. Leather Tastings by the Portland Leather Alliance - 13 stations where one was able to taste an SM activity such as spanking, caning, needles, whips, electricity, sensation play and more. It was very well received with over 100 people showing up to partake in the afternoon festivities. There was a Whipper Snapper First Strike Play Party that drew a huge crowd of both players and voyeurs. And a Sunday filled with kinky workshops.

For all of the details on the Leather Pride week and to view a list of events that will finish off the week including a BBQ, the Mr and Ms Oregon State Leather Contest, a kinky vendor fair, another play party, and more, please click here.

I'll be making the rounds Myself.
If you see Me out and about, please say hello.

Don't call it a come back...

2009-08-04T09:35:00.000-07:00

I been here for years!
(...from an old school L.L. Cool J ditty, for those out of the loop)

I know it's been a while since I have posted to this blog.
I have been extremely busy and I have so much to share with you.
I'll keep it brief for today but I pledge to spend more time here.
So many momentous occasions over the past months.
So stick around... It's gonna be sticky.
*wicked grin*

As you may have guessed, I have been buried (literally) in research with My nJoy Pure Wand. Good Goddess - what a fantastic toy!!
Let Me tell you a little about it...
It is rock hard and super sleek. Made of solid stainless steel so it can easily sterilized and shared amongst friends and lovers. One end is about the size of a golf ball and the other a bit smaller. And it is absolutely beautiful.
Here are the the two celebrated reasons that really knock this particular dildo out the park, for Me that is -
1) it's form - shaped to hit a Woman's g-spot, of course. And boy did they get the angle just right on this baby. If you or your Lady have a high(er) g-spot, I recommend picking up this toy.
and 2) it's weight. Makes all the difference. Weighing in at 1.5 pounds - lighter tools just does not compare. With it's heaviness, minimal movement is required to achieve maximum pleasure.

It's the best g-spot stimulator (so far) that I have tested. And I have tested quite a few. It even has it's own fan site. And for all you butt sluts out there - it also works wonders on the male p-spot.
*wink*

So grab a towel, add one Hitachi magic wand and brace yourself for the best orgasm ever.

Before heading back into the lab, I will leave you with a few notes of interest...

I am now conducting sessions with a lovely, professional submissive named Eva Starr. The possibilities are many and may include being bound and tormented along with the sexy Eva or just exercising your voyeuristic skills and taking the comfy chair while I torture the insatiable little girl. To learn more about Eva, click here.

Delicious Dominant and one of My sexy cohorts from San Francisco, Ms Selina Raven will be visiting Portland for several days, August 7th through the 12th. She was voted Best Dang Dominatrix in 2007 by the SF Bay Guardian. Not only will She be available for private sessions at The Conservatory, She and I will be conducting exclusive double Domme sessions. For more information on Ms Selina or to schedule a session with Her, please visit Her website. If you would like to jump on this rare opportunity and negotiate a session with both Selina and Myself, you may contact Me.

And last but certainly not least - August 16th is My birthday.
I will be spending the next couple of days updating My wishlists.

I am available for sessions and doling out birthday spankings throughout the entire month of August. Bring yourself to Me...

Recognized

2009-04-08T18:54:00.001-07:00

Well, it's official. The word is in.
There are a bevy of perverts actually following this blog.

You like Me! - You really like Me!!
*sigh/heart clutch*

In fact, due to the significant number of clicks received from My blog, the makers of the njoy Pure Wand would like to gift Me one of their most fabulous Wands. How fabulous is that?!? *grin*
So popular, it has its own fan site!

I enjoy living an open, alternative Lifestyle and I am a supporter of all-things-kink. I do plan to give a full report of the toy, here on My blog. So stay tuned. You won't want to miss it. *wink*

In case you were wondering, KinkFest was not only a blast but a huge success. So many great workshops by renowned presenters, a large vendor area, and energetic dungeon parties during the evenings as well as during the daytime.

There has been quite a bit of activity at The Conservatory and I have a list of events in the works. To check out a current calendar of events, click here.

I have some time available in My session schedule and I am looking for some new clients. Please review My website. There you will find My contact protocol.

Call it Spring Fever, but I got an itch. Hopefully My new toy will arrive soon so I can make My attempts to scratch it. *grin*

Domina on Duty

2009-03-22T22:40:00.000-07:00

I realize it has been well over a month since my last post...
And I am still waiting for this thing to fill My mailbox.
*sigh*

Seriously - some days I wonder if anyone reads this blog.
Truthfully, it is hard to keep up this journal as I learn to balance My eventful personal life with My increasingly busy Domina/Dungeon Owner/not-your-average routine. Not to mention, I have been spending some quality time training a personal submissive.
Alas, I will try and get back on a more consistent posting regimen.
And while I do not allow comments to be publicly posted here, I do appreciate that special email every now and again, letting Me know that you are indeed enjoying this material that I share with you.

Trust Me - I ain't complaining.
My days have been amazingly abundant and uber productive.
And My night's filled with relaxing exercises to libidinous activity.
But I want more.
*grin*

It is almost that time of year again! Next weekend is KinkFest.
An annual event that happens right here is Portland, Oregon. If you have not signed up yet, unfortunately, it is too late - it's sold out! That's right, folks. 500 kinky explorers, including Yours Truly, on a journey through this warped world we choose to live in. Learning, growing, and playing - together. This year, I will get to pick from 30 educational workshops, delivered by renowned educators. I will have an opportunity to shop for goodies in a kinky vendor area. I will let My endorphins fly during the evening play parties. And, it is My understanding that I have been elected by My Community to police the 'singles area' for a little while. *grin* Need less to say, I am very much looking forward to the weekend's offerings.

Once the KF festivities are over, I will be exerting some more of My wildly creative juices and staging the last two play rooms at The Conservatory. One will be a Medical Suite. And the other will be My very own strip club, complete with stripper pole - oh yes! *grin*
After those rooms are complete to My satisfaction, I will attack My personal quarters, which have taken last priority in this whole transformation. Go figure.

Anyone want to treat Me to a Home Depot or an IKEA gift card?
Now would be the opportune time to do so.

Although I may appear busy or engaged, I am actually in a naturally playful mood and I have time available for salacious sessions and such. My contact protocol can be found here.

So much good.
How can it be bad?
Let's make more good.
*smirk/brow cock*

I only have eyes...

2009-02-02T17:19:00.000-08:00

...for this thing.
*drool*

Sure the good ole hitachi magic wand along with some of the more interesting attachments that are in My toybox have been getting the job done, as of late. *sigh*

But I want something substantial.
I want the NJOY.

You know it has to be good if it has it's own fan-site.
*wink*

If someone would like to indulge Me, I would happily give a full report here on My blog. *eyelash bat bat bat*

Greetings from Spanksville...

2009-01-25T23:15:00.000-08:00

I know - you have been wondering what devilry I have been up to... Well, things in My world have been wonderfully abundant in the normally debauched sort of way.

Thanks to Mr Jay Wiseman for an inspirational weekend of educational workshops packed with priceless information. I was truly honored to have Jay present some classes at The Conservatory. Apparently he was pleased with the result as he has already requested to come back and teach again next year. Yeah! *two feet raised*

I donned some leather and stepped out to the Deacon X Fetish Night last Sunday for their now non-smoking monthly soiree. The first one of 2009 and it brought an impressive turn out. Nice job Deacon!

Yesterday, The Conservatory played host to a Femme Domme Tea during the afternoon, produced by the Ladies at She Makes the Rules. Followed by a Femme Domme play party in the evening put on by My friend Mz Are Cee. Being a Femme Domme and a hospitable Hostess, I was in attendance of both events and thoroughly enjoyed Myself. And by the endless Sadistic cackles and banter of the other Ladies,
I would say they were also deliciously entertained. A warm thank you to the dynamic Ladies who put these two magnificent events together. Thank you to all of the beautiful Women who attended.
And thank you to the submissives who offered their gift of service.

I have had the satisfaction of numerous spicy sessions over the last week. Given out a plethora of spankings. Had a few boys over My lap. And even washed one drrty mouth out with soap. Organic, of course. *smirk*

Yes, I am in a wicked mood with time available in My typically busy schedule this week. Who wishes to submit to My whim?
I have a few new toys and several indecent ideas...
Just watch your mouth. *wink*
Click here for My contact protocol.

The Conservatory welcomes Jay Wiseman

2009-01-13T11:12:00.000-08:00

In My quest to educate the masses (and feed My geek fetish)...

The Conservatory is pleased to welcome renowned author and educator - Jay Wiseman for a weekend of erotic (and entertaining) edification – and there are still limited seats available!

For registration information, please click here.
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Friday, January 16th
Meet and greet with Jay – doors at 7:00pm
followed by -
BDSM Social Games – 8:00pm to 10:00pm-ish
Interactive social games can be an excellent way to grow, to learn more about others, and to create a sense of group and community. Jay Wiseman will discuss, and attendees will have a chance to participate in, demonstrations of a number of social games that can range from very mild to very edgy. Games to be discussed and/or demonstrated will include Fishbowl, The Dom/sub Dating Game, I've Got a Secret, and the potentially edgy Truth or Dare (featuring Jay's infamous "wuss" rules).
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Saturday, January 17th
First Aid/CPR Certification
11:00am to 6:00pm with an hour lunch break
Something that everyone should know – First Aid/CPR.
Come and take the class from a fellow kinkster.
And walk away with a valid certification card, signed by Jay.
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Sunday, January 18th
Rope Bondage You Can Actually Use – 1:00pm to 2:30pm
Do you want to tie up your lover but aren't sure how to go about it? Have you ever attended a bondage demonstration of spectacular techniques but returned home with no idea of how to tie them yourself?

Come spend some entertaining and educational time with one of the world's top BDSM educators, the author of "Jay Wiseman's Erotic Bondage Handbook" published by Greenery Press, and the producer of the excellent video "Jay Wiseman Teaches Basic Rope Bondage" to learn some simple, easy to learn, and widely usable bondage techniques.

Jay travels throughout the country teaching bondage techniques ranging from the very basic to the very advanced. In this session, he will present the who, what, where, when, and why of rope bondage, followed by a demonstration and practice session of some user-friendly yet wickedly effective techniques from his highly recommended book for tying single-limb cuffs, double-limb cuffs, spread-eagles, hogties, and arm harnesses -- and you will be able to both remember and use these techniques when you get home!
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Sunday, January 18th
Negotiation as Foreplay – 3:00pm to 4:30pm
Good pre-scene negotiations help lay the foundation for a wonderful scene.

Rushed or inadequate pre-scene negotiations lay the foundation for a disaster. Self-confessed "negotiation fetishist" Jay Wiseman will present an approach to pre-scene negotiation, in-scene communication, and post-scene feedback that is easy to remember, comprehensive, effective, and "keeps the fun in it."
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It’s going to be an intimate weekend – if you have ever wanted to meet Jay, this is your opportunity.

Anyone may attend.
Again, you may register now via The Conservatory website.

This has been a public service announcement.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled pervy distractions.
Thank you.
*grin*

these boots...

2009-01-09T17:27:00.000-08:00

...are made for worshiping!

These yummy leather thigh highs have definitely served their purpose. And I am almost sad to say - I must officially retire them as I have literally wore them out. So many debaucherous moments spent in these boots - too many to count! Numerous nut sacks kicked with the wickedly pointy toes. And heels so shiny - they have that wet look, possibly from excessive tongue baths. *wink*

Perhaps I wore them during a special session that we shared.
Or maybe you have jerked it many-o-times while gazing at this very photo (on My gallery)

In any case, it's time for some new ones.
One can never have too many pairs, right?
And My eyes are drawn to several new styles - go figure!
Who would like to indulge Me?
Check it.

I have often had requests to sell personal items...
Anyone interested in purchasing these well worn waders?
If so, send Me an email.

present yourself

2009-01-05T17:07:00.000-08:00

I have returned from a truly amazing week-long vacation, just in time to throw a big pervy post New Years party! - Fun times.

I hope you all have a wonderfully wicked holiday - I know I did.

Although I received many wonderful gifts this year, I have found that I prefer to give - selflessly. It feels good. And I believe in Karma.

Tonight, I am going to give a little boy a spanking.
Because I like to give.
And I am good at it.
*wink*

I have time available this week for real-time sessions.
My contact protocol can be found here.
Or you may schedule a phone session via NiteFlirt.

Merry Winter Solstice

2008-12-21T12:17:00.000-08:00

And winter has definitely arrived here in Portland, Oregon.
Where over a foot of snow has accumulated in My front yard.
And there is more wicked winter weather in store for us.
*shiver*

Even the freezing temperatures didn't stop Me from having another productive week in Spanksville. My week was filled with event planning, holiday gifting, family dinners, and of course - play time.

Friday evening, I was able to warm the dungeon long enough to enjoy a steamy session with a responsive young boy who thoughtfully arrived with My favorite flowers in hand. He was fortunate and shall we say, 'perky' to find Me in a devilishly persuasive mood.
There was bondage. There was electricity. And there was fire.
Need less to say, we stayed nice and toasty.
*wicked grin*

I am hole up, in My cozy home with plenty of provisions, books, and crafty projects. I am scheduled to fly out on Christmas Day and I do hope I am able as the airport is pretty much closed at this time.
I am craving some quality time with My winsome Daddy.
*grin*

Until then, you may find Me available on NiteFlirt. Call Me for idle chit-chat or kinky advice, wish Me a Happy Holidaze, or engage in a stimulating phone session. If I appear unavailable or on another call, you may 'Arrange a Call' with Me. You know you want to.
*eyelash bat bat bat*

Indulge Me...

2008-12-14T20:57:00.000-08:00

It's that time of year again...
Therefore, I have updated My wishlists.
But you do not need a reason to spoil Me, right?
*smirk*

What I really want is a 3 foot, 16 plait, black and purple Signal Whip by Victor Tella.

I also fancy one of these cat-o-fives in black and purple.

Too evil for you?

I would be tickled to spend My extra time sitting on this little goody - purple of course.
*wicked grin*

Who wishes to indulge Me?