This year I traveled to 9 cities, 16 different times, 13 of those by plane. Not sure how many miles Me and My traveling toy bag racked up, but I do know there were a lot of bag checkers out there that got an eye-full each time they sent My bag through the x-ray machine.
While I do keep an arsenal of equipment in My Portland Dungeonette, I always end up carting around some additional pieces depending on My mood and destination. Thank Goddess for Southwest Airlines' no bag fee's and random e-gift card surprises landing in My inbox!
If you are traveling with toys in your checked luggage, I offer you the following suggestions:
- take the batteries out of your toys. You don't need the vibrating butt beads turning on whilst in transit.
- enclose an itemized list of your toys and a photo of the goods, if available. And keep a copy for yourself. This will hopefully discourage theft and prevent any "loss" of items. I know many people who have had items go missing after checking their bags. This is also handy if your bag is indeed lost.
(My toys are rather expensive and some hard to replace.) - keep unwanted hands off of your precious insertables such as dildos, plugs, anal beads, vibrators etc. by placing them in a plastic baggie clearly marked DIRTY. *wink*
- tape the tops of your lubricant bottles to keep them from accidentally oozing all over your stuff.
They always leave one of those notices when they search My bag. Once, I received a sticky note attached to one of those notices that read 'thank you, Mistress'. Fortunately, I have never had any other issues with checked luggage stuffed full of toys.
My 2014 travel schedule is still in flux but shaping up quite nicely. Where I am going? Inquiring minds will always find My most up-to-date schedule posted on the contact page of My website.
Interested in a real-time session? I am available in Salt Lake City throughout the month of January. I request that you review My website for session options, tribute amounts and contact protocol.
Not able to serve Me in person? I offer phone sessions on Niteflirt. You may call to simply chit chat or to be mentally and/or physically challenged. Or you may call Me just to talk dirty, anonymously, from the comfort of your own floor. Go on, pick it up. The phone, that is.
