Portland Dildo Map

In case you were wondering where to find these dangling dildos, Google has published this handy share map. So when you find a pendulous penis you can share it on the map. Fun!

I'll be packing along several old dongs that'll be re-homed somewhere above a grassy park or a church or somewhere...nice. And when I do, I'll be sure to add them to the share map.

Portland - I will be deep inside you this Wednesday for nearly a week. If you've neglected to get on My schedule yet, you are still in luck. My contact protocol can be found on the contact page of My website.

BDSM is a vibrant part of My everyday life and I have well over a decade of professional experience. I love what I do. And it shows.
So what are you waiting for?