It’s less than three weeks until My birthday — August 16th.
You’ve still got time to schedule a session to wish Me a Happy Birthday in person. Birthday game sessions are some of My absolute favorites. Giving birthday spankings? Utter delight.
If you’re new-to-Me and hoping to be considered, send a polite, well-crafted email that captures My attention to request an Application.
If you’ve already had the honor of serving Me, you may humbly request a session via email or give Me a call during My phone hours. You’ll find all of My contact info right here on this page.
Speaking of birthdays, I stopped by My mailbox the other day and was surprised with several packages — thoughtful gifts from My wishlist. I adore a good unboxing party, so I saved them until My girlfriends and I were gathered for a sunbathing meetup. Evil laughter ensued.
One box held a personal vibrator — no note, just the toy. It’s one I used to own and have missed terribly. It's the toy that sends Me over the edge in seconds, again and again. So, to the mystery sender: thank you. You truly hit the mark.
The next two boxes contained silicone sounds, including one that vibrates. I’m very much looking forward to putting those to use.
And the last box — a stunning surprise — was an AI voice recorder, something I’ve been pining for. Now I can finally begin recording Story Times and get serious about writing My memoir. A heartfelt thank you to sub joe for that generous and deeply appreciated gift.
If you’d like to send Me something for My birthday, you’ll find My mailing address listed with My contact info. Or you can select a gift directly from My wishlist. Charges on your statement will simply appear as Amazon.com, and gifts are shipped to My secure P.O. box.
Please include a note so I know it’s from you — unless you prefer to remain deliciously anonymous.
