Saturday, November 22, 2025

I’m Only Roasting the Ones Who Beg Nicely

Be sure to arrive fully defrosted, darling.

I’ll truss you up like the most decadent Thanksgiving turkey - bound tight, sprinkled with My favorite spicy seasoning salt, and prepared for a very special kind of “stuffing.” Both ends, of course. Then I’ll roast you spit-style until you’re golden, tender, and dripping with delicious, obedient juiciness.

I have nothing but time this month… well, between all the snacks, cakes, and pie holes that require My attention.

Present yourself for a session of bondage, gratitude, and a feast you won’t forget.

If you’re new to Me, you’ll need to pass My basic screening to ensure compatibility. Send an email to request an Application.

If you’ve already had the privilege of serving Me, you may email Me your request - or ring during My phone hours. My contact details are on this page. Go find them. Show Me you remember how.

Now… come play with Me.