Don't call it a come back...

I been here for years!
(...from an old school L.L. Cool J ditty, for those out of the loop)

I know it's been a while since I have posted to this blog.
I have been extremely busy and I have so much to share with you.
I'll keep it brief for today but I pledge to spend more time here.
So many momentous occasions over the past months.
So stick around... It's gonna be sticky.
*wicked grin*

As you may have guessed, I have been buried (literally) in research with My nJoy Pure Wand. Good Goddess - what a fantastic toy!!
Let Me tell you a little about it...
It is rock hard and super sleek. Made of solid stainless steel so it can easily sterilized and shared amongst friends and lovers. One end is about the size of a golf ball and the other a bit smaller. And it is absolutely beautiful.
Here are the the two celebrated reasons that really knock this particular dildo out the park, for Me that is -
1) it's form - shaped to hit a Woman's g-spot, of course. And boy did they get the angle just right on this baby. If you or your Lady have a high(er) g-spot, I recommend picking up this toy.
and 2) it's weight. Makes all the difference. Weighing in at 1.5 pounds - lighter tools just does not compare. With it's heaviness, minimal movement is required to achieve maximum pleasure.

It's the best g-spot stimulator (so far) that I have tested. And I have tested quite a few. It even has it's own fan site. And for all you butt sluts out there - it also works wonders on the male p-spot.
*wink*

So grab a towel, add one Hitachi magic wand and brace yourself for the best orgasm ever.

Before heading back into the lab, I will leave you with a few notes of interest...

I am now conducting sessions with a lovely, professional submissive named Eva Starr. The possibilities are many and may include being bound and tormented along with the sexy Eva or just exercising your voyeuristic skills and taking the comfy chair while I torture the insatiable little girl. To learn more about Eva, click here.

Delicious Dominant and one of My sexy cohorts from San Francisco, Ms Selina Raven will be visiting Portland for several days, August 7th through the 12th. She was voted Best Dang Dominatrix in 2007 by the SF Bay Guardian. Not only will She be available for private sessions at The Conservatory, She and I will be conducting exclusive double Domme sessions. For more information on Ms Selina or to schedule a session with Her, please visit Her website. If you would like to jump on this rare opportunity and negotiate a session with both Selina and Myself, you may contact Me.

And last but certainly not least - August 16th is My birthday.
I will be spending the next couple of days updating My wishlists.

I am available for sessions and doling out birthday spankings throughout the entire month of August. Bring yourself to Me...