Gratitude and SLC sessions thru 5/16

I am home from an AMAZING trip to Florida - recharged, rejuvenated and grateful. My classes went better than I had hoped. Then I walked for days up and down the sandy, seashell covered and sun-soaked beaches. And now, I happen to be in a fantastic mood which always bodes well for those who wish to submit themselves for training.

That said, I am currently available for sessions in Salt Lake City through Friday, May 16th. If you would like to be considered for My brutal attention you may contact Me appropriately.

When I say appropriately, I mean by way of My straight-forward contact protocol found on the contact page of My website. If you have served Me in the past or are currently under My guidance, then you may simply ring My phone at a reasonable hour to schedule your appointment. When I say reasonable hour, I mean at a reasonable hour. Not 11:30pm. Not 3:00am. Not 6:00am. In fact, if you ring My phone at an absurd hour, I will save your number in My phone so I know not to answer the next time you call, even if it's at a reasonable hour. Take heed. It's a peeve. End rant.

May 16th I am off to My beloved former hometown of Portland through the 22nd. My bustling travel schedule can also always be found on the contact page of My website. Don't worry, My busy travel schedule will begin to slow down a little bit soon. Whew!

I am also accepting session requests for Portland. I still have some limited time available. But call Me sooner rather than later as I only set aside so many sessions slots for sluts. You know who you are.