Thought I'd share an email that made Me literally laugh out loud.
All true. Because My life is awesome and I cannot make this shit up.
Name and email omitted for obvious reasons. Enjoy!
"Haven't seen you for a few years but am coming out to your area soon and
would love to give myself to you for you to use as much as you like for
a couple of weeks. Anyway you would like to use me will be fine with
me.
If you remember I am very much interested in being sexually humiliated
in front of others and enjoy the pain you give to my genitals in private
or in public places. I especially remember the place next door to your
studio and sucking different guys dicks while
you whipped my hot ass.
If you are interested, call me at ANY HOUR AND LET ME KNOW WHERE AND
WHEN. I WILL NEED A FEW DAYS NOTICE. I HAVE BEEN SERVING A WELL HUNG
BLACK MASTER AND A MISTRESS OF HIS FOR OVER TWO MONTHS NOW SO I AM
SERIOUSLY MARKED ON MY TITS, AND ASS.
____ AT XXX-5X7-0XX7. GOTTA GO NOW, IT'S TIME TO LICK AND SUCK THEIR ASSHOLES"
