Sunday, January 12, 2020

My New Mailing Address

With the upcoming move, I've also got Myself a new mailing address.

Note: I do not live here - it is just a mailbox.

What to send: letters and cards of adoration, packages, birthday presents, gifts, offerings, well-hidden cash, things that I would enjoy, toys and implements to control you, books of interest, gift cards for Airbnb, Nordstroms, Sephora, Powell's Books, Amazon, Lowes, Home Depot, Whole Foods, Delta Airlines, Airbnb and the like.

What NOT to send: flowers or perishables, anything out of the ordinary and wrapped insufficiently (i.e. if you're going to send Me something kinky or naughty, make sure it is wrapped appropriately).

400 East 300 South 
Box 141
Salt Lake City UT 84111